Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

*a certain skunk captures @Izzy4895 fleeing from Raccoon Ridge and holds him hostage in the new and improved Simo S. Skunk mischief den*

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*disguises myself as a red fox, gets captured by the den's guards*

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[TR273]

*disguises myself as a red fox, gets captured by the den's guards*

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*Books suspicious Red Fox in for intense therapy session*

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[WXYZ]

*Books suspicious Red Fox in for intense therapy session*
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*the floor melts*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*I stage an elaborate infiltration of the Den and make my way to @Izzy4895. I open the door and he lights up, his eyes wide and glimmering with hope of freedom*

In fat years when mice are plentiful, usually monogamous Boreal Owls are apt to be promiscuous. Because easy prey means less work for parents feeding their young, males have been caught mating with up to three females, while females have been seen with at least one beau on the side.

This has been your random owl fact for the day

*I then leave*

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[TR273]

*the floor melts*

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(GAH! I'm reliving the horrors of that traffic jam!!!)
*Fines predators one full point!*
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[WXYZ]

(GAH! I'm reliving the horrors of that traffic jam!!!)
*Fines predators one full point!*
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*pays the fine*
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[Simo]

*laughs as a fake @Izzy4895 is led away*

Izzy always enjoyed the mischief den a bit too much for quick exits

*recalls past escapades*

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[WXYZ]

*laughs as a fake @Izzy4895 is led away*

*rips off the mask of the fake Izzy*
...why, it's Izzy!
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[Tazmo]

*spanks @Manchesterite and @Simo *

Hehe

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[Simo]

*captures both @Tazmo and @Manchesterite and puts them in the mischief den as well for a fun...er...totally innocent party!*

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[Tazmo]

*captures both @Tazmo and @Manchesterite and puts them in the mischief den as well for a fun...er...totally innocent party!*

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*wears the Latex fox suit*

*innocent chittering*

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[Simo]

*admires the bad raccoon*

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[WXYZ]

*wears the Latex fox suit*

*innocent chittering*

*strokes the suit*
*hears @TR273 in the distance*
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[Tazmo]

*strokes the suit*
*hears @TR273 in the distance*
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*mostly innocent happy raccoon noises*

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[A Minty cheetah]

Enjoy your debauchery while I try and clean up this mess from the explosion!!!

*mumbles and grumbles*
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[Tazmo]

Enjoy your debauchery while I try and clean up this mess from the explosion!!!

*mumbles and grumbles*
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*Spanks @A Minty cheetah *

Where do you think your going? : V

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[WXYZ]

Enjoy your debauchery

This thread is the paragon of hedonism
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[Tazmo]

This thread is the paragon of hedonism
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Hedonism

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[TR273]

*Attacks the debauchery from an unexpected direction.*

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[Tazmo]

*Attacks the debauchery from an unexpected direction.*
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*Spanks the Mau5 *

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[TR273]

*Spanks the Mau5 *

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*Looks left, looks right*
*Puts air freshener in your dumpster*

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[Simo]

*makes mint green mayonnaise for a @A Minty cheetah*

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[TR273]

*Has a fresh tea.*
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[Simo]

*mischeviously puts mint flavored mayonnaise on @TR273's scones*

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[Keefur]

*Wanders in*
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