Predators and Prey

[Cosmic-FS]

*walks into the club like "what up"*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*makes mint green mayonnaise for a @A Minty cheetah*

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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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I'm out.

 

[Simo]

*builds a large Tweety Bird cage...just for fun*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*walks around with a mallet looking for some watermelon to Gallagher*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*cooks moar bacon!!!*
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[WXYZ]

*Licks the mayonnaise off @A Minty cheetah 's mouth*
Bad skunk! Don't force food on others while they sleep
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Licks the mayonnaise off @A Minty cheetah 's mouth*
Bad skunk! Don't force food on others while they sleep
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Eww, you like mayonnaise? At least it'll taste minty coming off of me
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[DRGN Juno]

Eww, you like mayonnaise? At least it'll taste minty coming off of me
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...The hell kind of debauchery did I just miss?

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And why wasn't I invited?

 

[A Minty cheetah]

...The hell kind of debauchery did I just miss?

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And why wasn't I invited?

I wasn't invited either. I was left clearing up the remains of an exploded cat running wheel/electric generator thingy.
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[WXYZ]

I hold @TR273 accountable for the explosion...
...his "waffer-thin" dongle overloaded the generator
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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats a wafer-thin mint*
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*doesn't explode*

 

[Simo]

*hooks up Kathleen's hose to a 5,000 gallon vat of Mayonnaise and sprays all predators, giggling cheerfully*

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[WXYZ]

*hooks up Kathleen's hose to a 5,000 gallon vat of Mayonnaise and sprays all predators, giggling cheerfully*

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*Washes the chee with industry-grade cleaner*
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[Tazmo]

*Washes the chee with industry-grade cleaner*
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Have any left over? My dumpster could use some of that!

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[WXYZ]

Have any left over? My dumpster could use some of that!

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*Gives some*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*farts in @Simo's general direction*
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[Simo]

*farts in @Simo's general direction*
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*farts while you're eating a mint ice cream cone in an elevator*

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[WXYZ]

*farts in @Simo's general direction*

I approve of this noble act.
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[Simo]

*locks @Manchesterite in @Tazmo's dumpster and gives the coon 10 bean burritos to eat*

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[WXYZ]

*locks @Manchesterite in @Tazmo's dumpster and gives the coon 10 bean burritos to eat*

*Marvels at the cleanliness of the dumpster*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*farts while you're eating a mint ice cream cone in an elevator*

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*is unaffected*
You didn't say that you were in the elevator too...
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[Tazmo]

*is unaffected*
You didn't say that you were in the elevator too...
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......but I am

*hits the emergency stop and the lights go out*

Hehe

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[WXYZ]

......but I am

*hits the emergency stop and the lights go out*

Hehe

*lowers the temperature to 14F*
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[Tazmo]

*lowers the temperature to 14F*
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*shivers and chitters*

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[WXYZ]

*shivers and chitters*

*clothes magically appear out of nowhere*
Hypothermia is a dangerous risk
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