Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
*wonders what this thing called 'programming' is and ponders spraying @Revan_Wolf just for fun* 
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In my humble opinion, programming is a cute word that actually means extreme masochism.*wonders what this thing called 'programming' is and ponders spraying @Revan_Wolf just for fun*
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I must learn programming, thenIn my humble opinion, programming is a cute word that actually means extreme masochism.
I must learn programming, then
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It's not the fun masochism, though.
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No it's his job :VIsn't that unethical/illegal? The poor sod...
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*Wanders in* Why is there sand all over the chat room?
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Wooohooooooo! Now it’s a party!!
*clinks glass with you*Cheers to everyone!
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Eh, keep the grape juice. I'll stick with a good English (or Welsh) cider.
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*boops your snoot, pushing you over onto the couch**Puts down bottle number <Error: Stack Overflow>*
WHAT DID YOU JUST- *hic* -CALL ME?
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Not much of a drinker myself. Cider is about the only thing I can stomach.I’m a whiskey gal myself, but hell if it’s free!
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*boops your snoot, pushing you over onto the couch*
Not much of a drinker myself. Cider is about the only thing I can stomach.
Fun fact: I've never been drunk in my life!
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