Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

Hey guys, I found this really cool egg. Wanna see what's inside @Simo?

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*makes a massive omelette*
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[Simo]

*Orders gray aliens to abduct @Simo*
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*orders gray aliens to probe @Manchesterite*

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[TR273]

*Tips salt on the grey aliens to see what happens.*
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[Simo]

*paints coloful polka dots on the gray aliens to make them look pretty*

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[Tazmo]

*paints coloful polka dots on the gray aliens to make them look pretty*

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*Calls in Alien expert Ellen Ripley for her opinion*

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[TR273]

*Books aliens into Simo By The Sea, Spa And Resort for a full makeover to make them feel fabulous.*
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[Simo]

*hires @Tazmo to shampoo and wash the aliens in soothing sea salts*

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[Keefur]

*Plays "The Card"*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*is glad that he isn't a grey alien*
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[Keefur]

*is glad that he isn't a grey alien*
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So am I. lol

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[TR273]

*Plays "The Card"*
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*Plays the 'Ace Of Spades'*
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[A Minty cheetah]

I think I've had the same treatment before, though. I doubt there's anything @Simo hasn't tormented me with...
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[Keefur]

*Plays the 'Ace Of Spades'*

*Eats it*

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[TR273]

I think I've had the same treatment before, though. I doubt there's anything @Simo hasn't tormented me with...
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Cake?

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[Simo]

I think I've had the same treatment before, though. I doubt there's anything @Simo hasn't tormented me with...
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*zaps you with a ray gun turning you into a walking, talking celery stalk*

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[A Minty cheetah]

Cake?
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Thank you!

*zaps you with a ray gun turning you into a walking, talking celery stalk*

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Godammit! I spoke too soon...
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[Keefur]

*Goes on rampage... eats everything*

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[TR273]

Godammit! I spoke too soon...
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Could be worse, he could have turned you into a watermelon, covered in peanut butter and mayonnaise.
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[Simo]

*zaps @Keefur with a ray gun transforming him into a walking, talking yam*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Goes on rampage... eats everything*

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You been listening to Shakira??? That wasn't the intended message!!!

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[Keefur]

*Cooks up a batch of martian biker mice popcorn*

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[WXYZ]

Could be worse, he could have turned you into a watermelon, covered in peanut butter and mayonnaise.

*makes peace with the "probers" through bribery*
*with their help, turns @Simo into a watermelon, covered in peanut butter and mayonnaise*
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[Keefur]

*zaps @Keefur with a ray gun transforming him into a walking, talking yam*

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*Uses new magical Martian antennae to change back*

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[Simo]

*makes peace with the "probers" through bribery*
*with their help, turns @Simo into a watermelon, covered in peanut butter and mayonnaise*
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*rolls myself all over @A Minty cheetah*

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[TR273]

You been listening to Shakira??? That wasn't the intended message!!!

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*Goes to the bar*
-Bartender, I'd like a cocktail please.
- Certainly sir. What do you want in it?
- ... EVERYTHING!!!!
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