Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

You been listening to Shakira??? That wasn't the intended message!!!

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That would make a great parody song. I'm thinking of lyrics even now. Woke up tonight wanting to have a bite... *Thinking about something to do with a buffet and grossly overeating*.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*rolls myself all over @A Minty cheetah*

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new number

*is crushed because celery stalk*

That would make a great parody song. I'm thinking of lyrics even now. Woke up tonight wanting to have a bite... *Thinking about something to do with a buffet and grossly overeating*.

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YES!!! This sounds very Weird Al....
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[WXYZ]

*enforces new ban against peanut butter and mayonnaise, intelligent watermelon gets confiscated*
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[TR273]

*Currently suffering from alcohol paralysis.*
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[Tazmo]

*wants to be probed*


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[A Minty cheetah]

*wants to be probed*


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Dirty boi!!!
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[WXYZ]

*wants to be probed*

Dirty boi!!!

*hoses both*
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[Keefur]

*Currently suffering from alcohol paralysis.*
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Hmmm... I've never tried pickled mice.

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[TR273]

*Shops on Amazon.com for 'New Liver'.*
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[Keefur]

I have to go fix some dinner. Later, y'all.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*breaks dinner*
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[TR273]

*hoses both*
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[Simo]

*lifts ban on peanut butter and mayonnaise and encases @Manchesterite and @A Minty cheetah in a watermelon*

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new number

 

[TR273]

*Strips paint with breath .*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*strips*
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[Tazmo]

*strips*
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*throws legal tender at you*

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[TR273]

*strips*
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*Plonks the plain brown paper bag over you again...*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*collects earnings, strips out of the brown paper bag just for cash 'coon *
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[TR273]

*Keeps the crowds back.*
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[WXYZ]

*hides the chee from the obscenity police*
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[Tazmo]

*collects earnings, strips out of the brown paper bag just for cash 'coon *
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Do you take credit?

*tries to find a place to swipe it*.

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[WXYZ]

*Takes out my AmEx and pays without prompting*
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[TR273]

*Protects @A Minty cheetah from the crowds by putting him in the boot of the limo and driving off.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Woooo!!! Boot ride!!!
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[WXYZ]

*being the driver, I set off for Calais*
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