• Fur Affinity Forums are governed by Fur Affinity's Rules and Policies. Links and additional information can be accessed in the Site Information Forum.

Predators and Prey

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*is lost on the gargantuan zoo*
So where can I find the marine section of the zoo?
All I've seen so far is literally foxes, skunks and copious amounts of spanking. :confused:

+1
19
It's down there just take a left at the WIN!!!
+1

20
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*is lost on the gargantuan zoo*
So where can I find the marine section of the zoo?
All I've seen so far is literally foxes, skunks and copious amounts of spanking. :confused:

+1
19

*gives you a guide to the Aquarium, and amphibious sections*

...and shows you the path to Victory!!!!!

+1

20.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
cheer.jpg

WHOOOOT!!!!!
 

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer

Groggy

Hm!
Or maybe, just maybe, he belongs in an ice cream factory watching over production of the mint choc chip flavour!
Pretty sure that as soon as that happened the factory would stop producing all other ice cream flavors to prioritize mint with chocolate chip production.
Give it a year or two and the factory rebrands completely, under the name 'Minty Chee's Minty Ice Cream'; their mascot is Minty the Cheetah, their CEO is A Minty cheetah and everything in a 10 kilometer radius of the factory smells like mint and chocolate chips.
It would be a global hit.
 

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
*walks into the classroom and begins my lecture*
hi-line-gift-garden-statues-87702-a-64_1000.jpg


In order for owls to turn their heads 270 degrees, they have 14 vertebrae in their neck, rather than the usual seven found in most birds.

This has been your random owl fact for the day.

*suddenly the bell rings marking both the end of class and the start the next round*

-1
-1
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Lies and slander.

Out of anger and/or boredom, Sukhoi proceeds to poop on your belongings.

-1

-1

Nope. It's a known fact. Predators eat birds.

Repent and pray to the prey, oh heathen predator!

*summons some fruit bats to poop on your belongings unless you repent*

+1

1
 

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Nope. It's a known fact. Predators eat birds.

Repent and pray to the prey, oh heathen predator!

More slander! Just for that, have a bonus owl fact:

The Eurasian eagle owl is one of the largest species of owl in the world. They will also eat anything, including large prey such as full-grown foxes or young deer.

-1
0
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
More slander! Just for that, have a bonus owl fact:

The Eurasian eagle owl is one of the largest species of owl in the world. They will also eat anything, including large prey such as full-grown foxes or young deer.

-1
0

*notes that owls even eat *gulp* other birbs*

Repent! Pray to the prey!

+1

1
 
Top