Predators and Prey

[Groggy]

Q: What's the difference between fish and meat?

I don't know, what is it? (I hope there's a good pun coming)

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[WXYZ]

I applaud all public transportation systems that does not force people to listen to the news.
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[Groggy]

I applaud all public transportation systems that does not force people to listen to the news.

Wouldn't that be peak hypocrisy since most public transports (afaik) already prohibit speakers and other loud sound devices?
"Kill that totally unsolicited noise, it's louder than our totally unsolicited noise"
Like what

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[WXYZ]

Wouldn't that be peak hypocrisy since most public transports (afaik) already prohibit speakers and other loud sound devices?
"Kill that totally unsolicited noise, it's louder than our totally unsolicited noise"
Like what

Yeah, this country where I live loves noise.
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[Groggy]

Yeah, this country where I live loves noise.
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*thrashes yet another karaoke machine*

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[WXYZ]

*thrashes yet another karaoke machine*

Thanks!
*Sends battered machine to @Simo Recycling Group*
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[Simo]

Thanks!
*Sends battered machine to @Simo Recycling Group*
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*recycles it into a (quiet) predator control beam*

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[WXYZ]

*recycles it into a predator control beam*

*Wears a tinfoil hat*
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[Simo]

*Wears a tinfoil hat*
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*aims beam at your butt*

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[WXYZ]

*aims beam at your butt*

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[Simo]

Ah....it worked!

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[Keefur]

I have a small butt.

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[WXYZ]

(*speaks gibberish*)
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[Simo]

sleepy time for innocent skunks....

night all!

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Zzzzzzzzz......

 

[Groggy]

sleepy time for innocent skunks....

night all!

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Zzzzzzzzz......

Good night Simo.

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[WXYZ]

Night!
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[DRGN Juno]

Night!
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*Slaps @Manchesterite*

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(G'night @Simo)

 

[Keefur]

sleepy time for innocent skunks....

night all!

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Zzzzzzzzz......

Sleepy time for innocent skunks? That means you're staying up... right?

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[Keefur]

Night!
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Don't make me hurt you!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Don't make me hurt you!

Too late, I already did. Feel free to join.

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[Keefur]

Q: What's the difference between fish and meat?

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What's the difference between fish and meat?!!!

A: If you beat your fish, it dies!!!

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[A Minty cheetah]

What's the difference between fish and meat?!!!

A: If you beat your fish, it dies!!!

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HA!!!
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[Groggy]

What's the difference between fish and meat?!!!

A: If you beat your fish, it dies!!!

Me, who actually thought that a good pun would come after 75 minutes:

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[A Minty cheetah]

Innuendo pun!!! It's even better!!!
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[DRGN Juno]

What's the difference between fish and meat?!!!

A: If you beat your fish, it dies!!!

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And on today's episode of "I didn't see that coming:"

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