Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

Fish anyone?

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[A Minty cheetah]

I prefer land-based animals.
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[Keefur]

Me, who actually thought that a good pun would come after 75 minutes:

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Sorry... I got side tracked.

 

[Keefur]

That joke isn't as bad as the fox joke...
Q: Why do foxes prefer ear sex?

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[Groggy]

Sorry... I got side tracked.

If anything it added some suspense to it, making it even better.
The pun was terrible, yet it actually made me laugh, don't get me wrong.

I prefer land-based animals.

*sobs in a corner*

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[WXYZ]

*Slaps @Manchesterite*

*slap returns myself back to normal*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*sobs in a corner*

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I meant for eating!
*pets gently*
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[WXYZ]

That joke isn't as bad as the fox joke...
Q: Why do foxes prefer ear sex?

*asks @Izzy4895 for the answer*
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[Keefur]

Why do foxes prefer ear sex?

A: They can hear you coming.

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[DRGN Juno]

I meant for eating!
*pets gently*
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I can't tell if that's better or worse.

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[Keefur]

I can't tell if that's better or worse.

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Oh... It's worse.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats an egg*
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[Groggy]

I meant for eating!
*pets gently*

*feels better and relieved at the same time*
Thank ye kind chee, I feel much better knowing that you're a good predator that doesn't eat sea animals including myself.
...Unless you are?
It's cool (as cool as mint, ha) regardless!

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[DRGN Juno]

*feels better and relieved at the same time*
Thank ye kind chee, I feel much better knowing that you're a good predator that doesn't eat sea animals including myself.
...Unless you are?
It's cool (as cool as mint, ha) regardless!

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I will literally do <redacted> for sushi, so y'know, take that how you will.

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[Groggy]

Oh... It's worse.

The worse the pun, the higher its quality, that being said...
It's much worse.

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[WXYZ]

*eats an egg*

*eats another egg*
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[Groggy]

I will literally do <redacted> for sushi, so y'know, take that how you will.

As long as it ain't turtle sushi I ain't complaining. Objecting, but not complaining.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats another egg*
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*eats a scotch egg*
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[Keefur]

I just saw a cool way to shell hard boiled eggs.

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[Keefur]

When you boil you eggs, you add a teaspoon of baking soda. After you boil them, you crack the egg on each end and peel some of the shell off. Then you blow on the small end of the egg shell and the egg pops right out.

 

[Groggy]

When you boil you eggs, you add a teaspoon of baking soda. After you boil them, you crack the egg on each end and peel some of the shell off. Then you blow on the small end of the egg shell and the egg pops right out.

After all, what kind of miracles is baking soda incapable of realizing?

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[Keefur]

I don't know what the baking soda does, but the video says it's essential.

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[Groggy]

I don't know what the baking soda does, but the video says it's essential.

I don't know what baking soda does either (for anything), so I bet it's magic or dark eldritch rituals.

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[Keefur]

I don't know what baking soda does either (for anything), so I bet it's magic or dark eldritch rituals.

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I found out what the baking soda does. it raises the PH which makes the skin more likely to stick to the shell than the egg. They also said older eggs peel easier and that if you boil them and have them sit in the fridge a while, that makes them easier as well.

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[A Minty cheetah]

"On the next episode of 'Egg Science'..."
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