Predators and Prey

[Tenné]

Goodnight turtle! Goodnight prehistoric kitty!

I'll restart:
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[TR273]

*Walks in*
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*Sees innuendos, puns and bad egg jokes all over the thread*
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Right! I didn't want to do this, but you were warned....

(Goes the get a new mop, since the old one has melted.)
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Walks in*
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*Sees innuendos, puns and bad egg jokes all over the thread*
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Right! I didn't want to do this, but you were warned....
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(Goes the get a new mop, since the old one has melted.)
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The answer is 42!
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[Izzy4895]

*Goes to Skunk Hollow and starts handing out Discord onesies.*

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[TR273]

*Exports Beer to Racoon Ridge*
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[Cosmic-FS]

*swipes the booze from the trucks and replaces all the beer with prune juice*

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[TR273]

*swipes the booze from the trucks and replaces all the beer with prune juice*

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*Hands you a 'Beer'.*
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[Groggy]

*swipes the booze from the trucks and replaces all the beer with prune juice*

1. That's evil.
2.

The Sparta Remix trend (since it wasn't called a meme then, or at least afaik) is over 10 years old

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[Cosmic-FS]

*hiccup*

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[Simo]

*ships millions of melons to Cheetah City, blocking streets, highways and sidewalks*

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[Groggy]

*hiccup*

*throws you a water bottle*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*gets pulled over for suspected FUI and has to take a sobriety test*

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[TR273]

*Also takes sobriety test, rolls a 2 on D20.*
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.....Bugger!
*Is busted*
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[Izzy4895]

*BAD FOX Foods has expanded and opened a new confections division. The Naughty Nougat bars are selling out quickly.*

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[TR273]

*BAD FOX Foods has expanded and opened a new confections division. The Naughty Nougat bars are selling out quickly.*

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*Buys one.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*ships millions of melons to Cheetah City, blocking streets, highways and sidewalks*

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*gives out free sledgehammers to all residents of Cheetah City so they can go nuts smooshing the gross melons*
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[Simo]

*gives out free sledgehammers to all residents of Cheetah City so they can go nuts smooshing the gross melons*
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*watches as billions of fruit flies desend on Cheetah City darkening the skies*

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[TR273]

*Exports RAID™ to Cheetah City, makes a fortune, buys dream home in the mountains.*
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[Simo]

*plants fast growing melons in all the yards of Cheetah City*

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[TR273]

*Uses part of vast fortune to organise a world wide clean up of mayonnaise.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*poisons the very earth across Cheetah City such that no plant life will ever grow again*
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*meat imports increase*

 

[TR273]

*poisons the very earth across Cheetah City such that no plant life will ever grow again*
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*meat imports increase*

*Uses more of vast fortune to set up checkpoints along all access roads into Cheetah City, embargoes meat, then sells embargoed meat on black market, makes second fortune. Buys Cuba as 'Somewhere to go at the weekend'.*
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[Simo]

*places millions of huge flowerpots all around Cheetah City and plants ultra fast growing melons in them*

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[TR273]

*places millions of huge flowerpots all around Cheetah City and plants ultra fast growing melons in them*

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*Swaps plant pots with unbreakable ones.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Swaps plant pots with unbreakable ones.*
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