Predators and Prey

[TR273]

The birb notices your departure and follows, and you begin looting the building separate from each other. After a while, the parrotlet finds the room you're in and flies up to you, carrying someone's credit card and a photo pendant with the photo messily clawed out. He places his haul in front of you and begins bobbing his head.

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*The Credit card seems to belong to somebody called ‘Trump’ (probably one of the cleaners here). Suggests to the parrotlet we go on a spending spree and see how long the card lasts for.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*The Credit card seems to belong to somebody called ‘Trump’ (probably one of the cleaners here). Suggests to the parrotlet we go on a spending spree and see how long the card lasts for.*
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The parrotlet cocks his head. He doesn't seem to have a grasp of the English language. Nevertheless, he takes off, credit card in his beak. A while later, he returns with an obscenely long receipt. As it turns out, he was able to buy a small pack of Tic Tacs at CVS.

After some destruction of the Tic Tac container, he offers you a mint.

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[WXYZ]

*The Credit card seems to belong to somebody called ‘Trump’ (probably one of the cleaners here).

*appears out of nowhere, steals the card, uses it to rack a large bill for 'Trump'*
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[DRGN Juno]

*appears out of nowhere, steals the card, uses it to rack a large bill for 'Trump'*
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Insulted at your brazen theft of his shinies, Sukhoi begins dive bombing you. The wonderful advantage of a birb his size is that he's almost impossible to swat away.

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[WXYZ]

Insulted at your brazen theft of his shinies, Sukhoi begins dive bombing you. The wonderful advantage of a birb his size is that he's almost impossible to swat away.

*gives back the card, having no use for it anymore*
*the next day, someone announces the liquidation of his foundation*
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[TR273]

*Watches chaos, eats mint.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*gives back the card, having no use for it anymore*
*the next day, someone announces the liquidation of his foundation*
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Sukhoi puffs up and hisses at you as you put it back on the table. In his mind, he's a big, fearsome monster - a force to be reckoned with. Maybe you shouldn't tell him he looks even more adorable when he does that.

After you leave, he picks up the credit card and throws it off the table for fun. He immediately forgets about it and goes back to raiding the house.

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[TR273]

*Hordes more bullion.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Hordes more bullion.*
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After some commotion, Sukhoi returns dragging a briefcase. Dangling off the handle is a pair of handcuffs with some mysteriously...fresh, dark stains on them. After failing to brute force the codes on the locks, he decides to just brute force the briefcase instead. After some work, he rips out a sheet of paper. You could have sworn you read the words "NUCLEAR LAUNCH" on the page before he shredded it.

After he's done destroying the contents of the briefcase, he pads the interior with the shredded remnants of the pages and takes a nap inside.

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[TR273]

After some commotion, Sukhoi returns dragging a briefcase. Dangling off the handle is a pair of handcuffs with some mysteriously...fresh, dark stains on them. After failing to brute force the codes on the locks, he decides to just brute force the briefcase instead. After some work, he rips out a sheet of paper. You could have sworn you read the words "NUCLEAR LAUNCH" on the page before he shredded it.

After he's done destroying the contents of the briefcase, he pads the interior with the shredded remnants of the pages and takes a nap inside.

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*Decides this is a SEP (Somebody Else's Problem), goes in search of Cheese and Wine.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Decides this is a SEP (Somebody Else's Problem), goes in search of Cheese and Wine.*
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I was told there was wine?

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[WXYZ]

I was told there was wine?

A glass for you.
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[TR273]

I was told there was wine?

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There is.
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[DRGN Juno]

A glass for you.
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Why thank you.

*Takes 4 bottles*

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[WXYZ]

*drinks*
"To passionate bonds! To those who commingle themselves into a state of ecstasy! Yes!"
*passes out*
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[DRGN Juno]

*drinks*
"To passionate bonds! To those who commingle themselves into a state of ecstasy! Yes!"
*passes out*
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What he said.

*Chugs bottle*

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[TR273]

*Also passes out. Not drunk but coming out of creative buzz.*
(It's 3.00am here and I need to be up in four hours for work...

....I'm toast!)
See you all later
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[WXYZ]

*sleepwalks*
*subconsciously pushes Putin out a window*
(Later @TR273!)
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[Groggy]

The situation calls for some music (any situation does).

(also g'night @TR273 )

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[WXYZ]

*trips upon an unconscious Putin*
*wakes up*
"Hmmm...was I teleported?"
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[A Minty cheetah]

*replaces the entire food supply of Skunk Hollow with delicious kale*
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[WXYZ]

*floods Skunk Hollow with kale*
*Throws peanut butter and mayo into the pits of Hell*
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[X3N1TH]

german shepherd should count as pred right?

sooo...5?

 

[DRGN Juno]

german shepherd should count as pred right?

sooo...5?

Si.

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[WXYZ]

*feeds a @Simo with kale*
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