Predators and Prey

[Groggy]

*munches some seaweed*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats a bowl of pistachios*
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[Izzy4895]

*places millions of huge flowerpots all around Cheetah City and plants ultra fast growing melons in them*

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*Izzy buys some of the melons from Cheetah City and includes free melon portions with Mischief Meals. The margins are slightly lower, but the volume is up with more skunk customers at Burger Fox.*

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[WXYZ]

*starts a Kale campaign in the preylands*
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[Groggy]

*starts a Kale campaign in the preylands*

*continues to munch seaweed*
My seaweed is better than your kale and your campaign won't change my mind.
*munchmunch*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*continues to munch seaweed*
My seaweed is better than your kale and your campaign won't change my mind.
*munchmunch*

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But @Simo loves kale. It's his favourite food!
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[Groggy]

But @Simo loves kale. It's his favourite food!

Oh yeah, I forgot I'm the only marine prey around that actually eats seaweed, oops.

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[Groggy]

*tries to plant seaweed on dry land to effectively knock the kale competition off the park*

*results ineffective*

 

[WXYZ]

*makes @Simo this year's "Ambassador of Kale"*
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[DRGN Juno]

*tries to plant seaweed on dry land to effectively knock the kale competition off the park*

*results ineffective*

Stop trying to reinvent the wheel. The Japanese nailed this down ages ago.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*builds a kale statue of @Simo due to his intense love of the irony veg*
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[DRGN Juno]

*builds a kale statue of @Simo due to his intense love of the irony veg*
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Kale should be legally barred from being called a food. But at least someone's helping to get rid of it.

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[TR273]

*Cooks kale*

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[A Minty cheetah]

Kale should be legally barred from being called a food. But at least someone's helping to get rid of it.

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(I actually like it IRL)
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[TR273]

*Eats breakfast*
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[Tenné]

*Eats breakfast*
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*Sits on subway with no breakfast in sight* ;_;

Oh, I'd give anything to be in your shoes right now.

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[TR273]

*Sits on subway with no breakfast in sight* ;_;

Oh, I'd give anything to be in your shoes right now.

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I'll send Beverage Babe around with some drinks for you.

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[WXYZ]

A message from the @Simo S. Skunk Foundation...
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[Tenné]

I'll send Beverage Babe around with some drinks for you.
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*Takes a sip of beverage*

Ah, just what I needed to kick-start the day.

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[TR273]

*Takes a sip of beverage*

Ah, just what I needed to kick-start the day.

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We at Beverage Babe® aim to please.
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[DRGN Juno]

(I actually like it IRL)
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Good. You can help get rid of it too.

(I hate it IRL, in case I've been too subtle)

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[A Minty cheetah]

*goes to bed*
Nighty-night!
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[TR273]

*Opens kale processing centre in Dragon Gultch.*
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(Night Minty )

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Opens kale processing centre in Dragon Gultch.*
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(Night Minty )

At the opening of the processing centre, you notice a familiar little blur. Before you know it, you are promptly attacked by Sukhoi again, who recognizes you now that you're out of costume. At least the birbs like kale.

(G'night, Minty)

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[TR273]

At the opening of the processing centre, you notice a familiar little blur. Before you know it, you are promptly attacked by Sukhoi again, who recognizes you now that you're out of costume. At least the birbs like kale.

(G'night, Minty)

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*Buys shares in Holland and Holland*

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