Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

*Buys shares in Holland and Holland*

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After your investment in said firearms company, you suddenly begin to notice your personal weapons are a bit uncomfortable to hold. You open your gun vault one day (assuming you're a responsible owner), to find a familiar, diminutive blue parrot knocking over jars of itching powder all over your weapons. You have no idea how he got into your safe, or how he carried all of those cans. He poops into the firing chamber of the most expensive one as he disappears into the walls.

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[TR273]

After your investment in said firearms company, you suddenly begin to notice your personal weapons are a bit uncomfortable to hold. You open your gun vault one day (assuming you're a responsible owner), to find a familiar, diminutive blue parrot knocking over jars of itching powder all over your weapons. You have no idea how he got into your safe, or how he carried all of those cans. He poops into the firing chamber of the most expensive one as he disappears into the walls.

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*Activates something called 'The Justice Field'.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Activates something called 'The Justice Field'.*
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You click. Nothing happens. You spend hours with ACME tech support before you realize it's not plugged in.

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I'm going to bed now.

 

[WXYZ]

*Drinks to the future success of the @Simo Kale Society*
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[TR273]

*Attempted exercise*

*Feels like death, and the bleeding has started again.*

*Not doing that again.*
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[Cosmic-FS]

It is time

*goes to get my big bag of candy I bought a week ago to hand out to people*
...
*realize I've been eating the contents all this time and now there's only 3 lollipops, a couple of Recess Cups, and about 300 assorted dark chocolates because I hate that stuff*
"Good thing I bought that second bag"

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[TR273]

*Also prepares for Halloween...
... Arms the landmines, loads the defence turrets, sharpens the spikes in the drop pits.*

All set for a nice quiet night in...
>:3
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[Cosmic-FS]

*swoops in and drops candy into the sacks of all the good little girls and boys ...
and assorted dark chocolate for all the ones I don't like*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*swoops in and drops candy into the sacks of all the good little girls and boys ...
and assorted dark chocolate for all the ones I don't like*

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*steals the delicious dark chocolate*
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[Infrarednexus]

*Has a pretzel*

Also, fun fact about pretzels

Pretzels were first made by an Italian monk during the 7th century. The word "pretzel" comes from the Latin word for "having branches like arms"

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[TR273]

*steals the delicious dark chocolate*
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*Steals stolen chocolate, builds replica of the Palace of Westminster.*

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[Cosmic-FS]

I would be mad at the theft of chocolate but since it's that disgusting dark "chocolate", I don't care.

*pretends to be Halloween decorations for the purposes of jumping out and scaring people*

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[TR273]

I would be mad at the theft of chocolate but since it's that disgusting dark "chocolate", I don't care.

*pretends to be Halloween decorations for the purposes of jumping out and scaring people*

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*Simply takes mask off, terrifies everyone.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats Westminster*
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*spits out the exceptionally bitter politicians*

 

[TR273]

*eats Westminster*
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*spits out the exceptionally bitter politicians*

Sooo that would be all of them?
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[Groggy]

Fun fact: a pangolin can protect itself from predators by simply curling up in a ball. The scales (or whatever they are) on their back act like some kind of armor plating.

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[TR273]

Fun fact: a pangolin can protect itself from predators by simply curling up in a ball. The scales (or whatever they are) on their back act like some kind of armor plating.

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The one on the left is sooo confused.

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[Groggy]

The one on the left is sooo confused.

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They just wanted their meal but now they're regretting the decision to have pango for dinner...
Meanwhile, lame turtles get their heavy, movement-hindering shells pierced by a couple honey badger bites... No, I'm not jealous.

...Maybe just a bit.

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[TR273]

*Adds another point*
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[Groggy]

It seems they also have glands near their butts for spraying (like skunks) and they have pretty long tongues (for eating ants).

(what is this, some kind of armadillo/turtle/skunk/frog mash?)
(Tags @Simo and @Guifrog for fun)

Ok, enough pangolin facts.

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[TR273]

Ok, let's do this!
LEEEEROOOOOYYY JENKINS!!!!
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[Simo]

It's snowing here for Halloween! Fortunately this sudden dip in temperature has wiped out the Kale crop.

*spanks @Manchesterite and @A Minty cheetah with some celery stalks then coats them in peanut butter (and ants) and releases the pangolins*

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[Infrarednexus]

Has a malawach (I tried one in real life and they are awesome)

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[TR273]

*Charges forward with no regard to safety.*
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[Groggy]

*CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGES forward with no regard to safety.*
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