Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

-ein

acht

 

[Tenné]

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[Groggy]

You called? *strikes fighting pose* I'll take care of the prey!!
..wait. You're prey too, aren't you. I mean uh
*punches your face softly* Yah!
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*is yeeted 120 meters away*
*survives crash landing thanks to shell*
Softly, you say?

mais um
dez

 

[Guifrog]

-一
九

 

[A Minty cheetah]

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(Don't know any more off-hand, can't be arsed googling!)

 

[TR273]

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[A Minty cheetah]

Nu
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[TR273]

Nu
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*Puts you in a box*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*is now nu in a box*
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~ p u r r ~

 

[Tenné]

Tenné.delta #=> +1
Thread.total += Tenné.delta #=> 9

 

[Guifrog]

*is yeeted 120 meters away*
*survives crash landing thanks to shell*
Softly, you say?

mais um
placar

*stares confused at the flying turtle, then back to own transformed hand* WHOOOOOA, when did it become THAT big and buff?!!? I thought I had learned to control it, maybe I shouldn't have skipped that class with Zitz and Rash...

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[Groggy]

*is now nu in a box*
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~ p u r r ~

*stuffs box with fancy clothing*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*still in the box*
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*dresses self up*

 

[TR273]

*Ships box*
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[Groggy]

*stares confused at the flying turtle, then back to own transformed hand* WHOOOOOA, when did it become THAT big and buff?!!? I thought I had learned to control it, maybe I shouldn't have skipped that class with Zitz and Rash...

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Please, beating Battletoads is essentially being one step closer to divinity.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Ships box*
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So the box is now a ship?
*sets sail*
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[TR273]

*Posts and arts at the same time.*
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[Cosmic-FS]

*hoots*

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[Tenné]

*Gives repair kit*
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*gaffer tape holes and takes a really deep breath*

Thanks!! :3

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[TR273]

*Juggles peanuts*
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[Guifrog]

Please, beating Battletoads is essentially being one step closer to divinity.

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That explains it then, I was never able to beat it! Sorry fren.
But think on the bright side, I could have attacked you for real o.o
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[A Minty cheetah]

*chirps*
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[TR273]

Random fact

The largest underground train network in term of miles covered is The Beijing Subway.
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[A Minty cheetah]

Why do I really want to answer the door to trick or treaters in fursuit?
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[Groggy]

That explains it then, I was never able to beat it! Sorry fren.
But think on the bright side, I could have attacked you for real o.o

No worries, even if you attacked me for real (and yeeted me for much more than 120 meters) I would be alright thanks to my trusty shell.
In my case, I was never able to beat Ninja Gaiden. If I did, I would have dodged your attack and looked cooler than ever. After all, the only thing scarier than a pirate turtle is a pirate-ninja turtle, eh?

*pulls NES from the 4th dimension, plays Ninja Gaiden*

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