Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Would we get "Prime Minister's Choice" in the UK?
"Tastes like empty promises, deceit and cherry-picked statistics"
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And fail...
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[DRGN Juno]

*drinks grog and orange juice*
One OJ a day keeps the scurvy away.

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The cops become a bit of a problem though.

Too soon?

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[WXYZ]

And fail...

*gives you "King's Choice" cheese*
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[Guifrog]

The cops become a bit of a problem though.

Too soon?

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The "C" in the vitamin is for "Cops" then?

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[TR273]

And vitamin "D" is Di..... no not going there.
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[Groggy]

The "C" in the vitamin is for "Cops" then?

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Who can say? *continues to drink OJ and grog mix*
*gets arrested for excessive vitamin C*

And vitamin "D" is Di..... no not going there.
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Who do you call when the head of the innuendo police is making innuendos?

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[TR273]

Who do you call when the head of the innuendo police is making innuendos?

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Universe ending paradox.
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[WXYZ]

And vitamin "D" is Di..... no not going there.

*hoses you*
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[DRGN Juno]

*hoses you*
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Oh, how the turn tables.

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[TR273]

*hoses you*
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Well at least my motorcycle is clean now.

*Rides off*

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[WXYZ]

*spoons @Simo a mouthful of Vitamin K(ale)*
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[Guifrog]

Well at least my motorcycle is clean now.

*Rides off*
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*attacks with Vitamin B12 (Bath x12)*
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[TR273]

*Decides something must be done about the Kale….*

*Calls in a 'favour'*

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[Groggy]

*Decides something must be done about the Kale….*

*Calls in a 'favour'*
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*With the decimation and undoing of all kale on Earth, preds and prey alike vote on seaweed for best edible vegetable in existence*

'Twas but a matter of time.
*munches even more seaweed*

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[WXYZ]

*Decides something must be done about the Kale….*

*Calls in a 'favour'*

*turns all beings into intelligent kale*
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[DRGN Juno]

*With the decimation and undoing of all kale on Earth, preds and prey alike vote on seaweed for best edible vegetable in existence*

'Twas but a matter of time.
*munches even more seaweed*

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Goes great on sushi. 10/10

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[WXYZ]

In an alternate universe...
"Let us now pray to @Simo the Kale-God."
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[Simo]

In an alternate universe...
"Let us now pray to @Simo the Kale-God."
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*lets a billlous, noxious, green kale powered fart next to you and quickly exits---trapping you in the elevator as the power goes out locking you between floors*

*rolls about in evil laughter*

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[Stray Cat Terry]

*drops down an unidentified, seemingly smashed piece of trash from the mouth*

Terry needz a new hunt! >:3

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[WXYZ]

Terry needz a new hunt! >:3

I'll pay you $50,000 to hunt @Simo the rascal
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[Stray Cat Terry]

I'll pay you $50,000 to hunt @Simo the rascal
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Oh meow! Lynx mode activate! 'w'

*sanity decreased*

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[WXYZ]

Oh meow! Lynx mode activate! 'w'

*wires the money*
Now, go!
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[Simo]

I'll pay you $50,000 to hunt @Simo the rascal
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*offers $100,000 reward for @Manchesterite and notes he was way off on a large bet on The Cleveland Indians winning the world series and sends thugs to collect*

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[Stray Cat Terry]

*wires the money*
Now, go!
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Owo?!
Meooowwwrrrrr!!

*picks up a cat tower with a strength from nowhere, presumably is going to use it as a sledgehammer alternative*

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[WXYZ]

*offers $100,000 reward for @Manchesterite and notes he was way off on a large bet on The Cleveland Indians winning the world series and sends thugs to collect*

I hedged by betting on arcane soccer matches in Thailand. I won $57,298,113.
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