Predators and Prey

[Simo]

I hedged by betting on arcane soccer matches in Thailand. I won $57,298,113.
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*notes you also lost $132,569,442 on hissing cockroach races in Madagascar*

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[WXYZ]

*notes you also lost $132,569,442 on hissing cockroach races in Madagascar*

Thankfully, I just found the password to my brokerage and crypto accounts...
...I invested in pot last year
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[Stray Cat Terry]

*notes you also lost $132,569,442 on hissing cockroach races in Madagascar*

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Oh Simo!!

*tries to slam the CT-2000 SA on you but then pauses*

Dear don't look like a rascal... But is rather a radical hunt! >:3

*resumes to slam it on you in order to catch you for money*

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Reminder: CT-2000 SA = Cat Tower-2000 Sledgehammer Alternative

 

[WXYZ]

*deposits all of the gains from my investments to my Swiss bank account*
Ahhhh...I needn't not tell @Simo the amount. He might get a heart attack
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[Simo]

*notes the cat has caught a Simo plushie as I giggle in my secret lair, holding @Manchesterite hostage*

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[WXYZ]

*notes the cat has caught a Simo plushie as I giggle in my secret lair, holding @Manchesterite hostage*

Excerpt from TIME:
"The whole world is watching."
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[Simo]

Excerpt from TIME:
"The whole world is watching."
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*spanks @Manchesterite while the world watches to the most tremendous applause ever*

Headlines in every paper: "Skunk saves world from the Manchesterite Menace"

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[Stray Cat Terry]

*notes the cat has caught a Simo plushie as I giggle in my secret lair, holding @Manchesterite hostage*

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*earthquake emerged then stopped after a few minutes*

*returns with a totally unrecognizable pieces of blanket which were once a better and awesome thing*

Meow! Terry huntz! >:3

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*innocent and satisfied smile*

 

[Simo]

Going to play some cards here...make sure Manny (Manchesterite) behaves!!!

night now

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new number

 

[WXYZ]

*spanks @Manchesterite while the world watches to the most tremendous applause ever*

Headlines in every paper: "Skunk saves world from the Mancherite Menace"

*looks at the papers' names*
Комсомольская правда, Московский комсомолец...
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[TR273]

Thankfully, I just found the password to my brokerage and crypto accounts...
...I invested in pot last year
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*Drops match*

Whoops! Well as they say...

'Up in smoke.'
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[WXYZ]

*Drops match*

Whoops! Well as they say...

'Up in smoke.'

*My money burns, as well as @Simo's lair, @Simo's ill-gotten wealth and @Simo's Aston Martins*
Back to square one for the both of us.
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[TR273]

*My money burns, as well as @Simo's lair, @Simo's ill-gotten wealth and @Simo's Aston Martins*
Back to square one for the both of us.
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*Uses my own vast wealth, (from selling wine to @DRGN Juno ) to set up a benevolent fund to help down on their luck furs. All they need is a moneymaking idea that seems sound and they can get a grant, all I ask for is 5% of any profits realised.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Uses my own vast wealth, (from selling wine to @DRGN Juno ) to set up a benevolent fund to help down on their luck furs. All they need is a moneymaking idea that seems sound and they can get a grant, all I ask for is 5% of any profits realised.*
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Good thing I can write this off as a charitable donation. Who said drinking causes problems?

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[TR273]

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[Groggy]

Good morning preds and preys, sleep deprivation is awesome and anyone who says otherwise is factually wrong.

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[TR273]

Good morning preds and preys, sleep deprivation is awesome and anyone who says otherwise is factually wrong.

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I had that yesterday, but I'm alllrrrrriiiiiiiggggg nnnnnnnnnnnnn..........
*Sound of a face hitting the keyboard*
cvhgjhhhhhbgsd6yhjuk,l;pjmjh
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[WXYZ]

cvhgjhhhhhbgsd6yhjuk,l;pjmjh

This is what peanut butter and mayo does to people. Right, @A Minty cheetah?
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[TR273]

This is what peanut butter and mayo does to people. Right, @A Minty cheetah?
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*Is awake*
Get the Devil's Relish away from me!!!
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[Cosmic-FS]

*wakes up in a pile of candy wrappers, after having passed out the night before, feeling like I was hit by a truck. After peeling the lollipop off my face I make myself some coffee*

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[A Minty cheetah]

This is what peanut butter and mayo does to people. Right, @A Minty cheetah?
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Indeed!!! Both are concentrated forms of evil which need to be banished into the sun!!!
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[TR273]

Indeed!!! Both are concentrated forms of evil which need to be banished into the sun!!!
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*Destroys a peanut butter and mayonnaise factory, replaces it with something far more wholesome, a strip club and paintball course.*

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[Simo]

*yips and excitedly squirts several sticky, white spurts...








...of Mayonnaise on @A Minty cheetah*

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[Groggy]

*yips and excitedly squirts several sticky, white spurts...








...of Mayonnaise on @A Minty cheetah*

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...
uh...
Perhaps it's time the skunk endured the lash of the spanking.

*lifts flipper to spank, but hesitates, afraid of being sprayed*
Mercy stays my hand, this time.

Okay, I'll let the innuendo police handle this one.

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[TR273]

*Lets @Simo off with a warning this time, him being so innocent and all.*
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