Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

*disguises self as a parakeet an screams non stop*.

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All four birbs notice you. They're now screaming with you.

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[Simo]

I've actually been to one of those, way back when. It was a time

*Slips on my noise cancelling headset*

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*superglues headphones to dragon, turns up volume and plays a continual loop of Rebecca Black's 'Friday'*

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[TR273]

*Walks about...*

I miss my motorcycle...

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[Simo]

*Walks about...*

I miss my motorcycle...

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*gives you a turbo-charged motorized tricycle*

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[TR273]

*gives you a turbo-charged motorized tricycle*

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Eehehheheheheheheheee!!!!!!
*Disappears over the horizon in a cloud of smoke and at 10 trillion dB.*
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[Izzy4895]

*Sips a Mischief Malt.*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*pulls over the mouse for speeding and gives him a big ticket, then impounds his tricycle*

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[TR273]

*pulls over the mouse for speeding and gives him a big ticket, then impounds his tricycle*

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*Eats the ticket*
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[Izzy4895]

*Eats Frisky Fries and continues sipping the Mischief Malt.*

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[DRGN Juno]

*superglues headphones to dragon, turns up volume and plays a continual loop of Rebecca Black's 'Friday'*

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*Bills you the $1400 for the headset and superglues you to the bottom of @Tazmo's dumpster *

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[TR273]

*Has Commander Cotton-tail of the Commandos, tunnel into the police compound and get my tricycle back. Rides into the sunset.*
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[Cosmic-FS]

*gets on my motorcycle and chases down the mouse*

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[Simo]

*Bills you the $1400 for the headset and superglues you to the bottom of @Tazmo's dumpster *

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*escapes and sips a Mischief Malt, plotting additional mayhem*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*I track down the mouse and skunk duo to their hide out then surrounds the compound with 1,000 SWAT officers. I pull out my megaphone and call out to the criminal prey*

An owl has three eyelids: one for blinking, one for sleeping, and one for keeping the eyes healthy and clean.

This has been your random owl fact for the day.

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[TR273]

*I track down the mouse and skunk duo to their hide out then surrounds the compound with 1,000 SWAT officers. I pull out my megaphone and call out to the criminal prey*

An owl has three eyelids: one for blinking, one for sleeping, and one for keeping the eyes healthy and clean.

This has been your random owl fact for the day.

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*Demands to see your Police ID.*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Demands to see your Police ID.*
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Oh good, another SovCit.

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[TR273]

Oh good, another SovCit.

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I'm still not seeing an ID...
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[Simo]

*arrests @Cosmic-FS for imersonating an officer and takes to the Raccoon Ridge County Jail*

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[Ravofox]

*arrests @Cosmic-FS for imersonating an officer and takes to the Raccoon Ridge County Jail*

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I, the impartial Judge Ravo Rabbit shall preside over this case *chews a carrot*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Forgets to breathe*
*Remembers I don't need to breathe*
*Wonders what powers my organs*

*Screams in confusion*

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[Ravofox]

*Forgets to breathe*
*Remembers I don't need to breathe*
*Wonders what powers my organs*

*Screams in confusion*

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That was the case for the defence.
now, I call @Simo for the prosecution

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[WXYZ]

Currently 55°f where I am.

Recently, I have only experienced temperatures well north of 90F.
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(Vegetarian season is over )

 

[Cosmic-FS]

@Ravofox is not an official judge. You're just wearing a bathrobe and your gavel is a plastic squeak toy. And I saw @Simo pay you off with that carrots!

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[DRGN Juno]

Recently, I have only experienced temperatures well north of 90F.
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(Vegetarian season is over )

Good. I was about to slap you again.

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[Simo]

@Ravofox is not an official judge. You're just wearing a bathrobe and your gavel is a plastic squeak toy. And I saw @Simo pay you off with that carrots!

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*hires the legal team of Scowl, Growl & Owl who aquit the 'fox' and skunk and find that you've been flying on an expired licence*

Penalty: 30 days in the Tweety Bird cage

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