Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

*Unbalances the equation*

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[Groggy]

*thrashes loud speaker as per @Manchesterite's orders, snags predator point*

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[TR273]

*Unbalances the equation*

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Pi

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[Pygmepatl]

If I can't unbalance it then I'll keep it balanced *sighs*

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[Simo]

*builds major peanut butter factories in every UK city; changes UK flag to an image of a jar of Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter*

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[TR273]

*builds major peanut butter factories in every UK city; changes UK flag to an image of a jar of Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter*

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*Doesn't live in a city, can avoid the factories.*
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[Simo]

*reshapes the island's coastlines so that the main part of the UK is shaped like a peanut on the map*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*uses Amazon drones to drop off 1,000 jars of Jif peanut butter to @TR273*

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[TR273]

*uses Amazon drones to drop off 1,000 jars of Jif peanut butter to @TR273*

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Ah-ha! Target practice!
*Unloads the Holland & Holland*
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[Simo]

*uses Amazon drones to drop off 1,000 jars of Jif peanut butter to @TR273*

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Good idea! Choosy mice choose Jif!

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[TR273]

Funny thing is, when I hear 'Jif' I think of these...

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[Cosmic-FS]

*ships more Jif*

*replaces all other condiments in the UK with peanut butter*

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[Pygmepatl]

*ships moar peanut butter*

*replaces all other condiments in the UK with peanut butter*

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Why not mayonnaise too? I like mayonnaise

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[TR273]

*ships moar peanut butter*

*replaces all other condiments in the UK with peanut butter*

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*Moves to Antarctica*
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[Simo]

*wonders if Reeses makes a Mint Peanut Butter Cup for @A Minty cheetah*

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[Cosmic-FS]

Why not mayonnaise too? I like mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is disgusting
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We ship Miracle Whip!!

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[Pygmepatl]

Mayonnaise is disgusting
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We ship Miracle Whip!!

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The only thing I like mayonnaise in is sandwiches, other than that yeah, it's disgusting

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[TR273]

*Passes a law stating that peanut butter and mayonnaise are now illegal. Any mentions of these banned substances will result in you being arrested, fined, sanded, rolled in salt, boiled in olive oil, sliced, diced, mashed, and finally sent FedEx.*
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[Simo]

Mayonnaise is delicious!

*repeals law*

*builds a massive pipeline and pumps 1 million gallons/day of Mayo to the UK*

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[TR273]

Mayonnaise is delicious!

*repeals law*

*builds a massive pipeline and pumps 1 million gallons/day of Mayo to the UK*

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*Contacts @Groggy to takeout the pipeline.*
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[Simo]

*contracts France to build Hollandaise and Bearnaise pipelines*

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[TR273]

*Contacts the Royal Navy to start mining British waters.*

(The response is Midshipman Cartwright, a rowing boat, and a bag of grenades.)

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[Groggy]

Mayonnaise is delicious!

*repeals law*

*builds a massive pipeline and pumps 1 million gallons/day of Mayo to the UK*

*Contacts @Groggy to takeout the pipeline.*

*summons my almighty pirate ship, Ye Lively Shell, to fire at any mayo pipelines passing through the Pacific Ocean*
*summons ghost ship, Ye Dead Shell, to fire at inland pipelines*

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[Groggy]

*contracts France to build Hollandaise and Bearnaise pipelines*

*docks on Western European Sea, fires at french mayo pipelines*
I shan't stop 'til all mayo is gone from this earth!

 

[TR273]

*Patrols the Airspace, sees Mayonnaise plane...*
Attack!!!

(I wish those buttons were more clearly marked)
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