Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*meanwhile as forces are distracted at sea, the Skunk army 'paves' all roads, steets, highways, footpaths, cycle paths, avenues, blvds., &. with a one inch coating of crunchy peanut butter (for traction)*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Makes a new invention based on a mayonnaise and peanut butter mix, calls it 'Peanut Mayo Butter' and ships a batch to everyone in this thread*

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[TR273]

*meanwhile as forces are distracted at sea, the Skunk army 'paves' all roads, steets, highways, footpaths, cycle paths, avenues, blvds., &. with a one inch coating of crunchy peanut butter (for traction)*

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(That would actually be an improvement...)
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[Groggy]

*Patrols the Airspace, sees Mayonnaise plane...*
Attack!!!
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(I wish those buttons were more clearly marked)

*orders fleet to fire at mayo planes*
*results ineffective*
Uh, maybe we shouldn't rely on 300 year old technology to deal with those flying devils.

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[Cosmic-FS]

*replaces all the custard filling in puff pastries with Peanut Mayo Butter*

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[Groggy]

*Makes a new invention based on a mayonnaise and peanut butter mix, calls it 'Peanut Mayo Butter' and ships a batch to everyone in this thread*

*sinks cargo ships shortly after they set sail*
The world shall never see nor taste this grotesque abomination you call condiment.

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[Pygmepatl]

*Uses teleportation to send more of this delicious condiment*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*uses the most advanced military hardware to ship 1,000,000,000,000,000 tons of Peanut Mayo Butter to the UK*

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[Pygmepatl]

*replaces all the custard filling in puff pastries with Peanut Mayo Butter*

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*uses the most advanced military hardware to ship 1,000,000,000,000,000 tons of Peanut Mayo Butter to the UK*

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*Evil laughter*

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[TR273]

*Uses teleportation to send more of this delicious condiment*

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*Transporter malfunction*
(What appears is actually a new and tasty cream cheese)
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[Pygmepatl]

*Transporter malfunction*
(What appears is actually a new and tasty cream cheese)
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*Patents it before anyone else to make millions of dollars and then fix the teleportation machines*

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[TR273]

*Patents it before anyone else to make millions of dollars and then fix the teleportation machines*

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*Steals and patents the teleportation machine.*
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[Groggy]

*can only curse at the sophisticated flying machines*

*fires all cannons at teleporter factory*

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[TR273]

*can only curse at the sophisticated flying machines*

*fires all cannons at teleporter factory*

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*Uses cutting wit to slice the wings off flying machines.*
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[Groggy]

*Uses cutting wit to slice the wings off flying machines.*

*fires at downed flying devils*
To Davy Jones' Locker wit ya mayo-luvin' landlubbers!

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[Guifrog]

*sticks to ketchup and mustard for my burger*
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[TR273]

*fires at downed flying devils*
To Davy Jones' Locker wit ya mayo-luvin' landlubbers!

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*Nods in approval from my ice palace.*
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[Groggy]

*sticks to ketchup and mustard for my burger*

*swaps burger lettuce with seaweed*

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[TR273]

*Swaps Antarctic hideaway with one in a more temperate zone.*
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[Groggy]

*Swaps Antarctic hideaway with one in a more temperate zone.*

*suggests South America, we're having excellent weathers of 35C at this time of the year*
(seriously, I'm melting)

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[Cosmic-FS]

Suddenly 100,000,000,000 drums of Peanut Mayo Butter appear in Brazil's super markets

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[TR273]

*suggests South America, we're having excellent weathers of 35C at this time of the year*
(seriously, I'm melting)

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*Considers...*
*Shops for somewhere a little cooler...*
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(We had similar temperatures over here during the summer and I almost died, just not used to it.)

 

[Groggy]

Suddenly 100,000,000,000 drums of Peanut Mayo Butter appear in Brazil's super markets

But how?!
*realizes a few crewmen have been smuggling the stuff under my nose*
*keelhauls them into shape*
*plans a way to rid brazilian supermarkets of their extensive supply of Peanut Butter Mayo*

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[Simo]

*invents Mint peanut butter mayo*

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[DRGN Juno]

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(I wish those buttons were more clearly marked)

I'd say they are, but then again, I was the one guy on my course who somehow mistook the emergency gear extension handle for the canopy fracture handle.

For reference, there are three black/yellow hatched handles in the CT-156 Harvard and I was sleep deprived at the time. Those two I mentioned, plus the ejection handle.

Also, there's an infamous tale of a student who wrapped his comm cord around the ejection handle by accident and managed to eject himself while sitting on the ramp after he turned his head.

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