Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Arms Eject seat.*
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[Cosmic-FS]

*replaces the rocket fuel in the ejector seat with mayonnaise*

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[DRGN Juno]

*Arms Eject seat.*
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For expediency, seats are not armed or disarmed.

Except for maintenance purposes, but that's a minor detail.

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[Groggy]

Oh good sir, I think you didn't read my post closely enough

Well maybe if I had some carrots to improve my eyesight I would've read that right on the first time... At least I got the Pearl Jam reference right!

Speaking of carrots and eyesight, carrots don't actually improve eyesight nor give you nocturnal vision. That is a rumour the British Air Force spread during WW2 to mislead the germans into thinking the reason their aircraft were being detected and gunned down during the night was because the british soldiers were being fed carrots, and not because they had newly implemented radars.

This has been your knock-off non-owl fact for the day.

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[Cosmic-FS]

*considers copyrighting my random owl fact for the day*

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[WXYZ]

@TR273, I recommend retaliating against Simo with kale
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[TR273]

@TR273, I recommend retaliating against Simo with kale
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We will consider this at the next council meeting.
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[Cosmic-FS]

*adds "install peanut butter and mayonnaise bar" to the docket for the next council meeting*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Comes back from the darkest depths of FAF* What did I miss?

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[WXYZ]

*Comes back from the darkest depths of FAF* What did I miss?

The crazed brigade of peanut butter cultists.
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[Pygmepatl]

The crazed brigade of peanut butter cultists.
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Somehow I feel ashamed for contributing to this cult, but still proud of it!

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[WXYZ]

*enlists the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front to conduct a campaign against peanut butter and mayo*
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[Pygmepatl]

*enlists the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front to conduct a campaign against peanut butter and mayo*
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This is War

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[Cosmic-FS]

*enlists the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front to conduct a campaign against peanut butter and mayo*

*hires a random local to write on the walls of @Manchesterite house "Romani ite domum", which roughly translates to:

"Owls mooch other birds' nests; they don't build their own, but instead use nests or tree cavities left behind by other birds, such as woodpeckers or northern flickers. Even burrowing owls don't dig their own burrows.

This has been your random owl fact for the day."

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[WXYZ]

This is War

*signs 4,199 treaties to stave off war*
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[Pygmepatl]

*signs 4,199 treaties to stave off war*
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Fine, I'll stop the war. But only because you're a predator like me

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[TR273]

*enlists the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front to conduct a campaign against peanut butter and mayo*
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*Kathleen helps*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Kathleen helps*
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*Reconsiders starting a war again*

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[TR273]

*Reconsiders starting a war again*

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I'm ready...

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[Sirocco~]

*Enjoys a delicious exotic berry pie. Top quality from the finest bakers no less. Scrumptious and delectable to the very last bite!*

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[Pygmepatl]

I'm ready...
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Prepares the skunk bombs and missiles!

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[DRGN Juno]

*Enjoys a delicious exotic berry pie. Top quality from the finest bakers no less. Scrumptious and delectable to the very last bite!*

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I'll join you. Pie is great for watching the world burn.

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[TR273]

Prepares the skunk bombs and missiles!

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*Preps defences, practices holding breath.*
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[Pygmepatl]

*Preps defences, practices holding breath.*
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*Launches missiles at @TR273's territory destroying all his defenses in the way*

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[Groggy]

*Launches missiles at @TR273's territory destroying all his defenses in the way*

*upgrades pirate fleet artillery to modern standards, intercepts missile out of the sky before reaching target destination*

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