TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Sends Commando Bunnies to undermine (in a quite literally sense) your defences. Blocks all access routes, broadcasts lewd drinking songs.*
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*Sends Commando Bunnies to undermine (in a quite literally sense) your defences. Blocks all access routes, broadcasts lewd drinking songs.*
*upgrades pirate fleet artillery to modern standards, intercepts missile out of the sky before reaching target destination*
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Those Canadians should've known better than to rely on reality and its intricacies to upgrade their gear.An equipment upgrade that takes less than three decades? That's, like, the Canadian dream.
Those Canadians should've known better than to rely on reality and its intricacies to upgrade their gear.
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*Sends Commando Bunnies to undermine (in a quite literally sense) your defences. Blocks all access routes, broadcasts lewd drinking songs.*
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*Applies new teleportation technology from Skunk Nation to bombs and sends them to enemy territory destroying it**upgrades pirate fleet artillery to modern standards, intercepts missile out of the sky before reaching target destination*
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*Teleports all of his army to a secret location just in time before the Commando Bunnies arrive**Sends Commando Bunnies to undermine (in a quite literally sense) your defences. Blocks all access routes, broadcasts lewd drinking songs.*
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*bombs @Simo's battalion with fox scent**lifts tail and sprays the predators so they can be easily tracked*
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*Builds time machine to gather the Infinity Stones before @A Minty cheetah does and destroys them thus keeping these precious condiments in existence**gathers the Infinity Stones and snaps all mayonnaise, peanut butter and melons out of existence*
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*Launches irony bomb, so enemy army materializes in a large custard pie.**Teleports all of his army to a secret location just in time before the Commando Bunnies arrive*
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*finds and destroys time machine for being too loud, trapping the skunk in the past**Builds time machine to gather the Infinity Stones before @A Minty cheetah does and destroys them thus keeping these precious condiments in existence*
Fox stench is nothing compared to ours Skunk Stench
*captures @Simo and covers him in kale**captures and tickles a predator with the tip of my tail*
*usurps @Simo as leader of his batallion**zips @Manchesterite into a cute little fieldmouse onesie*
Ha! You fool, that was my fake army you bombed*Launches irony bomb, so enemy army materializes in a large custard pie.*
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