Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Launches missiles at @TR273's territory destroying all his defenses in the way*

-5

*Sends Commando Bunnies to undermine (in a quite literally sense) your defences. Blocks all access routes, broadcasts lewd drinking songs.*
+1

-3

 

[DRGN Juno]

*upgrades pirate fleet artillery to modern standards, intercepts missile out of the sky before reaching target destination*

+1
-4

An equipment upgrade that takes less than three decades? That's, like, the Canadian dream.

-1

-4

 

[Groggy]

An equipment upgrade that takes less than three decades? That's, like, the Canadian dream.

Those Canadians should've known better than to rely on reality and its intricacies to upgrade their gear.

+1
-3

 

[DRGN Juno]

Those Canadians should've known better than to rely on reality and its intricacies to upgrade their gear.

+1
-3

You clearly haven't seen the Cyclone procurement process if you think any of that was grounded in reality.

-1

-4

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*gathers the Infinity Stones and snaps all mayonnaise, peanut butter and melons out of existence*
-1

-5

 

[TR273]

*Does a British upgrade*
(Lots of bodging, hammering and Araldite)
+1

-4

 

[Ravofox]

*Sends Commando Bunnies to undermine (in a quite literally sense) your defences. Blocks all access routes, broadcasts lewd drinking songs.*
+1

-3

*Salutes*

Reporting for duty, suh!!!

*takes some herbs along the way...to mask the smell of the skunk bombs, of course*

+1

-3

 

[Simo]

*lifts tail and sprays the predators so they can be easily tracked*

+1

-2

 

[Pygmepatl]

*upgrades pirate fleet artillery to modern standards, intercepts missile out of the sky before reaching target destination*

+1
-4

*Applies new teleportation technology from Skunk Nation to bombs and sends them to enemy territory destroying it*

*Sends Commando Bunnies to undermine (in a quite literally sense) your defences. Blocks all access routes, broadcasts lewd drinking songs.*
+1

-3

*Teleports all of his army to a secret location just in time before the Commando Bunnies arrive*

-3

 

[Sirocco~]

Merciful heavens! That is a repugnant and repulsive stench like I have never witnessed. You sir must consult a nutritionist about your eating habits henceforth!

+1

-2

 

[WXYZ]

*lifts tail and sprays the predators so they can be easily tracked*

+1

-2

*bombs @Simo's battalion with fox scent*
-1
-3

 

[Pygmepatl]

*gathers the Infinity Stones and snaps all mayonnaise, peanut butter and melons out of existence*
-1

-5

*Builds time machine to gather the Infinity Stones before @A Minty cheetah does and destroys them thus keeping these precious condiments in existence*

-4

 

[Simo]

*captures and tickles a predator with the tip of my tail*

+1

-3

 

[Ravofox]

Merciful heavens! That is a repugnant and repulsive stench like I have never witnessed!

+1

-2

Spoken like a true gentleman!

*bombs @Simo's battalion with fox scent*
-1
-3

agh, I have to save @Simo but I can't stand fox scent

+1

-2

 

[TR273]

*Teleports all of his army to a secret location just in time before the Commando Bunnies arrive*

-3

*Launches irony bomb, so enemy army materializes in a large custard pie.*

+1

-1

 

[Groggy]

*Builds time machine to gather the Infinity Stones before @A Minty cheetah does and destroys them thus keeping these precious condiments in existence*

*finds and destroys time machine for being too loud, trapping the skunk in the past*

+1
0

 

[Pygmepatl]

*bombs @Simo's battalion with fox scent*
-1
-3

Fox stench is nothing compared to ours Skunk Stench

-1

 

[WXYZ]

*captures and tickles a predator with the tip of my tail*

*captures @Simo and covers him in kale*
-1
-2

 

[Simo]

*zips @Manchesterite into a cute little fieldmouse onesie*

+1

-1

 

[TR273]

*Sends in Kathleen*

+1

0

 

[WXYZ]

*zips @Manchesterite into a cute little fieldmouse onesie*

*usurps @Simo as leader of his batallion*
Never underestimate a mouse.
-1
-1

 

[Simo]

*captures @Simo and covers him in kale*
-1
-2

*decides Kale is tasty and usurps @Manchesterite *

+1

0

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*sends the 33rd Emu Regimen*

-1
0

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Launches irony bomb, so enemy army materializes in a large custard pie.*

+1

-1

Ha! You fool, that was my fake army you bombed

-1

 

[WXYZ]

Long live the Emu
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-3