Predators and Prey

[Groggy]

I can't help but notice the lack of a kale farm in Skunk Hollow as well as any Mayonnaise Mines

The mayonnaise mines collapsed after an intense volley of cannonballs from a certain ghost ship.
...
What's that? You're just going to build it again?
*loads cannons with malicious intent*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Wonders if Skunk Hollow can be the number one producer and exporter of scented products, given all the skunk power in there*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*boffs*
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[Groggy]

*boffs*

Gesundheit.

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[Pygmepatl]

Nein!

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[Cosmic-FS]

HOOT!

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[Pygmepatl]

Boop!

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[Simo]

Yes. Just, Yes. Put me in a Peanut Butter Zoo!

Ok, since you asked so nicely!

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[A Minty cheetah]

~ c h i r p ~
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[Groggy]

*fights the law*

*loses*

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[Cosmic-FS]

What's you gonna do? What's you gonna do when we come for you?

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[A Minty cheetah]

Oh how I love kale!!! Feed it to me until I burst!!!

If you say so...
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[Groggy]

*insert excuse to post song and add a point to the score here*

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[Tazmo]

*cute raccoon chittering*

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[Skittles]

-Queen noises-

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[DRGN Juno]

(Notices Cheetah City is quite empty - Minty's mint ice cream factory would sort that out! Also only long, straight roads for maximum nyoomability!!!)

Oh look, a button!
*boops it*
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Probably empty because you spend most of your time in Alcatraz the zoo.

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[Simo]

*makes a nice, warm bowl of cinnamon-brown sugar oatmeal for a cold night*

(will be 8f/-13c for a low in a few days...)

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[Pygmepatl]

*makes a nice, warm bowl of cinnamon-brown sugar oatmeal for a cold night*

(will be 8f for a low in a few days...)

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That sounds delicious and comforting!

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[Izzy4895]

*Trains BAD FOX interns who recently graduated from Vulpine Valley University.*

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[Simo]

*Trains BAD FOX interns who recently graduated from Vulpine Valley University.*

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*hires them to spank the predators*

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[Izzy4895]

*hires them to spank the predators*

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What if they spank omnivorous skunks in the process?

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[Pygmepatl]

What if they spank omnivorous skunks in the process?

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A double-edge weapon

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[Simo]

What if they spank omnivorous skunks in the process?

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*dons a mint green cheetah onesie*

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[Izzy4895]

*dons a mint green cheetah onesie*

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Will someone put you in a zoo?

Vulpine Valley Press has published 20 volumes of ancient texts on mischief that were hitherto assumed to be lost to the ages. The last excavation done by Vulpine Valley University was an outstanding success.

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[Simo]

*zips @Izzy4895 into a mint green cheetah onesie and zips self into a fox onesie, and phones zoo while reading one of the above volumes*

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