So the math thing happened againI'm not broken today. That was yesterday when I couldn't be arsed liking everything!
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So the math thing happened againI'm not broken today. That was yesterday when I couldn't be arsed liking everything!
I'm on a mission...
*Goes after the mayonnaise next...*
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Hmm, if that's what we're doing...
*Ignites ALL potatoes*
I'll not hear it! Potatoes are naaasty!!
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Nooooo! Spuds are lurvly!!! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew! Po-ta-toes!!!Hmm, if that's what we're doing...
*Ignites ALL potatoes*
I'll not hear it! Potatoes are naaasty!!
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*Shoots with a potato gun for your blasphemy*Nooooo! Spuds are lurvly!!! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew! Po-ta-toes!!!
Nooooo! Spuds are lurvly!!! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew! Po-ta-toes!!!
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Flaming potatoes are the stuff of horror novelsThat was a flaming potato too, since I lit them all on fire!
Or slice 'em thin and fry them. Or make soup. Or scallop them. Or bake them. Or launch them out of a sketchy-ass cannon made out of PVC tubing, a battery, and a spark plug.
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