Groggy
Hm!
Those seeds are just too good for petty sharing.
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Those seeds are just too good for petty sharing.
*eats a cow, annoyed at my self-restraint**Foghorn Radon sees predators eating KFC, She is unhappy...*
*gives you yet another 3 dollar bill for motivation... and perhaps some defection**eats a cow, annoyed at my self-restraint*
*Wanders off to find an atomically mutated cow with nuclear farts or something.**eats a cow, annoyed at my self-restraint*
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I desperately want to eat chickens...but not yet*gives you yet another 3 dollar bill for motivation... and perhaps some defection*
*Thousands of wild haggis (haggi?) descend upon your home and eat all your ice-cream.**eats a haggis instead*
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Just as well I like the sound of bagpipes!*Thousands of wild haggis (haggi?) descend upon your home and eat all your ice-cream.*
(Note, a Haggis infestation can only be cleared with an intensive treatment of bagpipes.)
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What's next? Killer potatoes? Digger ubes? Chicken nuggets that squawk?*Thousands of wild haggis (haggi?) descend upon your home and eat all your ice-cream.*
(Note, a Haggis infestation can only be cleared with an intensive treatment of bagpipes.)
*Nervous parrot noises*Chicken nuggets that squawk?
And you must coat the walls of your house with peanut butter.Just as well I like the sound of bagpipes!
*cranks up the volume while blasting "Now that's what I call bagpipes"*
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You sense a disturbance in the force, as if a pencil was being sharpened with malicious intent.What's next? Killer potatoes? Digger ubes? Chicken nuggets that squawk?
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*Nervous parrot noises*
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Don't worry Sirocco, no one would want to eat green nuggets
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That, and parrots don't make good nuggets.
That and if you come near mine, I'll cut you.
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*kidnaps the colonel*AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! NONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!
I'M ON YOUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!
HEEEEEELP!!!!!!!