Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

*deep fries a whole potato*
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[Groggy]

*feels all guilty*

Oh...ok, you can have the whole thing

*hands it over to the turtelly*

Yes! The emotional blackmail worked!
...
...
I mean... uh... since you're so kind and merciful to give all of it to this poor turtle, I might as well take it!
*stuffs mouth with chicken*

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[DRGN Juno]

*deep fries a whole potato*
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Because chips/fries were too inefficient.

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E: So I just looked this up, and because America, this is a thing.

 

[WXYZ]

*deep fries a whole potato*

*eats the freshly fried potato, hot oil still dripping*
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[Groggy]

*eats the freshly fried potato, hot oil still dripping*

Now we wait...

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[Cosmic-FS]

E: So I just looked this up, and because America, this is a thing.

I've been to the county fair, this is nothing

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[Groggy]

E: So I just looked this up, and because America, this is a thing.

Quoting the recipe's author:

"Not exactly the "healthy potato" your mom served, but hey, anything that starts with "Deep Fried" isn't really up for a healthy living award, now is it??"

At least she knows what she's doing.

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[WXYZ]

There is this...
https://cw39.com/2016/09/15/deep-fried-water-yes-its-a-real-thing/
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[Ravofox]

There is this...
https://cw39.com/2016/09/15/deep-fried-water-yes-its-a-real-thing/
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ok, this calls for the Kathleen incredulous face if you can find it XD

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[A Minty cheetah]

Because chips/fries were too inefficient.

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E: So I just looked this up, and because America, this is a thing.

I need this for real. Like, now!!!
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[DRGN Juno]

I've been to the county fair, this is nothing

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I remember deep fried butter and Mars bars at the CNE. I don't know why I'm surprised anymore, honestly.

Quoting the recipe's author:

"Not exactly the "healthy potato" your mom served, but hey, anything that starts with "Deep Fried" isn't really up for a healthy living award, now is it??"

At least she knows what she's doing.

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I mean, yeah, but then again, she deep fried a potato to see what would happen.

There is this...
https://cw39.com/2016/09/15/deep-fried-water-yes-its-a-real-thing/
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Of course that's a thing.

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[Simo]

Good thing I'm not a drooling, slobbering, ravenous, unruly, desperate, crazed, wild flesh-eating predator or I might start "Michigan Fried Minty"...or "Michigan Fried Manchesterite" :v

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[TR273]

ok, this calls for the Kathleen incredulous face if you can find it XD

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(Unfortunately I am not permitted to view the content )
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[WXYZ]

drooling, slobbering, ravenous, unruly

Hopefully not in a sexual manner.
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[WXYZ]

(Unfortunately I am not permitted to view the content )

*bonks the GDPR*

HOUSTON — America: land of the free, home of the brave! And how do we know we're brave? We will deep fry ANYTHING!
Fried twinkies? You can get those at Wal-mart! Fried mac and cheese? Been and gone! Fried jello? That's at the Texas State Fair this year!
But now, Great American Science has done the impossible!
We have deep-fried water!
Chef Jonathan Marcus came up with it for the "San Francisco Stupid S*** No One Needs and Terrible Ideas Hackathon," which is a real thing we did not make up...

 

[Simo]

Hopefully not in a sexual manner.
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That's the whole point!

Furries gonna fur.

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[WXYZ]

That's the whole point!

Furries gonna fur.

*Drools and slobbers over you*
*Gets ravenous and unruly*
*Does not (redacted) you*

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[Simo]

*Drools and slobbers over you*
*Gets ravenous and unruly*
*Does not (redacted) you*

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*drools and slobbers over you in a wild, unruly fasion and giggles when you show me your (redacted)*

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[DRGN Juno]

*drools and slobbers over you in a wild, unruly fasion and giggles when you show me your (redacted)*

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*Perks up at mention of <Redacted>*

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[Simo]

*ponders how a certain mouse would react to such redactions*

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[WXYZ]

*ponders how a certain mouse would react to such redactions*

It starts with an H...
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[DRGN Juno]

*ponders how a certain mouse would react to such redactions*

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Usually by gratuitously whipping out his hose.

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[Groggy]

*ponders how a certain mouse would react to such redactions*

It starts with an H...

and ends with:
...osing you dirty predators for excessive [REDACTED] while only giving @Simo a ticket for being an innocent skunk.
*complementary image*

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[A Minty cheetah]

<lenny face>
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[Simo]

Usually by gratuitously whipping out his hose.

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For a mouse he certainly has a big, powerful hose.

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