Predators and Prey

[AcerbicSeth]

*sniffs about and detects a tricky purple fox*

Aah!
*Throws egg*
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[Simo]

Aah!
*Throws egg*
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*abducts fox*

Edit: Notes @AcerbicSeth is an innocent veggie loving fox, and sends him out to convert other foxes and predators using every fox trick in the book : )

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[WXYZ]

Edit: Notes @AcerbicSeth is an innocent veggie loving fox, and sends him out to convert other foxes and predators using every fox trick in the book : )

The First Reformed Church of Simo the Overreaching
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[A Minty cheetah]

*sneaks an egg away from Seth and eats it*
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[Simo]

The First Reformed Church of Simo the Overreaching
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*reaches into the thread and gives you a spanking for such libelous slander!*

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[AcerbicSeth]

Notes @AcerbicSeth is an innocent veggie loving fox, and sends him out to convert other foxes and predators using every fox trick in the book : )

*Opens book*

Trick one: Dress up like a chicken to sneak past the roo...
Nope, that one won't work.

Trick two: Lure the rooster away with birdse...
Nope, this won't work either.

Trick three: Sneak in through the back of the bar...
Hmm, Another bust.

...I think I need a new book.
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[DRGN Juno]

*Attempts to poach an egg, sets it on fire*

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[WXYZ]

*Opens book*

Trick one: Dress up like a chicken to sneak past the roo...
Nope, that one won't work.

Trick two: Lure the rooster away with birdse...
Nope, this won't work either.

Trick three: Sneak in through the back of the bar...
Hmm, Another bust.

...I think I need a new book.
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*gives you @Doodle Bunny's Necronomicon*
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[AcerbicSeth]

*gives you @Doodle Bunny's Necronomicon*

*Accidentally summons a horrifying monster which smashes @Manchesterite's house*
U-Um...
Oops. ._.
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Edit: *Throws an egg at the wreckage*
Found my victim, at last.

 

[WXYZ]

*merrily builds my new house upon the cemetery behind @Simo's church*
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[Simo]

*merrily watches all the rather humorous and skunky hauntings you'll endure*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*questions Simo's maths*
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[AcerbicSeth]

*questions Simo's maths*

...Shhhhh!
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[Groggy]

*endorses illegal math*

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[WXYZ]

*bans the underground selling of numbers*
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[Simo]

*endorses illegal math*

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What illegal math?

Totally legal!

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[WXYZ]

What illegal math?

Totally legal!

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This is why I'll never join the prey
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[Simo]

This is why I joined the prey
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[WXYZ]

You want to cheat, huh? Huh?
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PRED WIN


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[A Minty cheetah]

*shakes head in disappointment at the under handed, no good, cheating prey*
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[WXYZ]

*shakes head in disappointment at the under handed, no good, cheating prey*

If we point it out, they might as well cry "Fake news!"
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[Groggy]

*shakes head in disappointment at the under handed, no good, cheating prey*

If we point it out, they might as well cry "Fake news!"

That's because prey math is too advanced and complex for simple predator minds to understand, so we refrain from using it to keep the game in working order.

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[WXYZ]

That's because prey math is too advanced and complex for simple predator minds to understand, so we refrain from using it to keep the game in working order.

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[DRGN Juno]

Prey math:

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[Pygmepatl]

That's because prey math is too advanced and complex for simple predator minds to understand, so we refrain from using it to keep the game in working order.

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Yeah, that's what a cheating prey would say

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