Keefur
aka Cutter Cat
I was disappointed. I thought you said skunk eating. I even brought some BBQ sauce.Do we have a skunk meeting here?
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Predators and Prey
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- fun game lol predsvsprey
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Here, Im sure a Cervelat (Swiss Speciality) will do just fine with your sauce!I was disappointed. I thought you said skunk eating. I even brought some BBQ sauce.
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
My new favourite sauce.
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Angst is the German word for fear, which makes this even more funny xDSome here may like this sauce.
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TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
I suppose you could say, 'They were scraping the BOTTOM of the barrel! When they were naming this product...Some here may like this sauce.
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
@Gushousekai195 shared a link in another thread for a site, that completes text from a sentence. The results are hilarious:
Simo the skunk likes to spank foxes. He's been doing it for a while.
"You know the story about how a skunk was in a cage and it bit off its leg? So it would take a lot of punishment before it would let go and get another one. So they had to do the same thing."
It's not the first time it has happened to a dog. There's a story in a Danish book called Fållet (The Life of a Fox) about a skunk that killed a dog.
"It was a nice, friendly fox and it went into a house where a couple of dogs were," says Boersma.
"One was a boxer, and one was a rottweiler and he was in the same place."
"A skunk was there in the same place, and he decided to give the rottweiler a good old slap on the snout."
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Simo the skunk likes to spank foxes. He's been doing it for a while.
"You know the story about how a skunk was in a cage and it bit off its leg? So it would take a lot of punishment before it would let go and get another one. So they had to do the same thing."
It's not the first time it has happened to a dog. There's a story in a Danish book called Fållet (The Life of a Fox) about a skunk that killed a dog.
"It was a nice, friendly fox and it went into a house where a couple of dogs were," says Boersma.
"One was a boxer, and one was a rottweiler and he was in the same place."
"A skunk was there in the same place, and he decided to give the rottweiler a good old slap on the snout."
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Do you know how many NSFW suggestions it gives for totally innocent sentences....
(I had to refresh the page 15 times once to get something printable....)
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
I didn't receive any nsfw result, exept some harsh language ^^
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
*wonders what the cheeky mouse entered as a first sentence*
(And I know how proud he is of that hose! Anyone would be.)
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Not sure if I should follow my curiosity!"Dick valiantly grasped his long sword and plunged it deep into the throat of the beast"
Done. No way that sentence can result in anything NSFW.
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Pirate Fox Mom
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Not THAT bad
Dick valiantly grasped his long sword and plunged it deep into the throat of the beast, killing it instantly and completely.
But at the same time, he lost his footing and fell down.
The remaining beast was a huge one. It was only about half as tall as him, but it had a huge and rough body. It was completely covered with thick fur and was standing on two feet.
"Ah!"
He was knocked into the ground and spat out blood.
He was unconscious.
"It's so big…"
Sungchul's eyes were opened widely and he saw that he was unconscious on the ground.
The monster's head was buried in the ground.
"…"
Sungchul looked around him and he realized he was in the middle of a forest.
'Aaaaaah! It's a big one!'
It was a giant, wild, fierce-looking, ferocious-looking tiger.
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Let me do it for you ^^
Simo was innocently tending his melon patch when he spotted the fox, lounging againt his prize melon like an easy chair, a smile on his face. He looked up and saw that the fox was completely oblivious to the melon, and the melon itself was unaware that there had ever been a fox in the first place. "Oh, hey!" he said happily.
The fox, being the natural-born opportunist that he was, immediately ran off to find the source of the melon's distress. The melon, being the natural-born opportunist that he was, promptly jumped into the air and began trying to run off after the fox. But the fox was too smart for this, and quickly hopped off the melon and into the bushes, to the right of the melon. He then turned around and ran after the melon, which he then chased
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