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Predators and Prey

Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Thrashy said:
Let me do it for you ^^

Simo was innocently tending his melon patch when he spotted the fox, lounging againt his prize melon like an easy chair, a smile on his face. He looked up and saw that the fox was completely oblivious to the melon, and the melon itself was unaware that there had ever been a fox in the first place. "Oh, hey!" he said happily.

The fox, being the natural-born opportunist that he was, immediately ran off to find the source of the melon's distress. The melon, being the natural-born opportunist that he was, promptly jumped into the air and began trying to run off after the fox. But the fox was too smart for this, and quickly hopped off the melon and into the bushes, to the right of the melon. He then turned around and ran after the melon, which he then chased

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Thanks! Just goes to show how innocent skunks are!

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TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Cosmic-FS said:
This gives me an idea
*uses AI to write thousands of slash fics for profit. Makes millions selling books to starry eyed teenagers*

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*Copies your idea, uses AI to write bad smut fiction, makes billions selling to everyone with no taste, gets Hollywood deal, makes seventeen movies, retires, dies, only accomplishment remembered 'He wrote porn!'
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Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Simo said:
*writes an innocent story about fluffy, sweet skunks...gone BAD* :p

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innocent story about fluffy, sweet skunks...gone BAD.

"That's the best one," I told the man in the booth, "And what do you want to know?" "Well, sir," he said, "that is the skunk that killed our daughter."

"No way," I said, "that's impossible. I know you. That skunk is a house cat. It's no more vicious than a house mouse."

"It's just not," said the man, "it doesn't fit the pattern. And I thought the pattern was... well, I suppose I just couldn't understand that. I just could not..."

"Then you should've seen the other one," I said, "The one that killed our little cousin. Look at it."

He looked, then. "The little cousin?"

I nodded. "I'll explain later. Right now, let's just get out of here.

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Groggy

Groggy

Hm!
Me reading those auto-generated fanfics
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oh we won who would've thought
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
(Ok had to try this in the site...)

The Predators fell before the prey's avalanche of posts and shots in a 3-0 defeat on Friday.

For the Predators, their second straight loss ended a three-game winning streak and left them with the worst record in the Western Conference.

"I think our goaltending played really well tonight. They've played really well for us all year," forward Matt Cullen said. "Obviously, the team that we are, we're a very good team when we get a lead. We're not very good when we don't have a lead, and our goaltending has been really good for us."

"It was a really bad game," forward Craig Smith said. "We don't have a lot of good games in this league. This was the worst. It was very embarrassing. We've got to get better as a team. It's a pretty good team we're playing. It was a good road trip and they were the better team in the games we lost."
 
Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
TR273 said:
(Ok had to try this in the site...)

The Predators fell before the prey's avalanche of posts and shots in a 3-0 defeat on Friday.

For the Predators, their second straight loss ended a three-game winning streak and left them with the worst record in the Western Conference.

"I think our goaltending played really well tonight. They've played really well for us all year," forward Matt Cullen said. "Obviously, the team that we are, we're a very good team when we get a lead. We're not very good when we don't have a lead, and our goaltending has been really good for us."

"It was a really bad game," forward Craig Smith said. "We don't have a lot of good games in this league. This was the worst. It was very embarrassing. We've got to get better as a team. It's a pretty good team we're playing. It was a good road trip and they were the better team in the games we lost."
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Had the same idea xD

The prey won over the predators in a glorious battle, and the beasts were driven to the sea floor.

And the sea floor, in their flight, were covered in a thick layer of silica. And the creatures found the most perfect hiding place to rest, where the silica was soft and hard at the same time, and the silica covered them with warmth. The silica was the perfect food to be living on. The silica covered their bodies and kept them warm. They were able to keep up with the food that was coming in, so they were able to live on that food.
 
Groggy

Groggy

Hm!
Thrashy said:
And the sea floor, in their flight, were covered in a thick layer of silica. And the creatures found the most perfect hiding place to rest, where the silica was soft and hard at the same time, and the silica covered them with warmth. The silica was the perfect food to be living on. The silica covered their bodies and kept them warm. They were able to keep up with the food that was coming in, so they were able to live on that food.
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Cosmic-FS

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
*writes a book titled "10,001 Random Owl Facts" with such excerpts as:

Several owls species have ear tufts on their heads but they aren't ears at all. These tufts of feathers may indicate the bird's mood, help keep it camouflaged by mimicking branches or leaves, or be used to show aggression or dominance.

This has been your random owl fact for the day.*

*I proceed to make millions*
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Simo the skunk put Minty Cheetah into the zoo. He went with the intent of using his healing abilities to help Minty, but he ended up turning his healing abilities to evil. Minty was so terrified of the evil looking robot that he stayed behind to protect the others.

At some point, a human was kidnapped by a giant robot in a cave. After several attempts, the robot managed to kidnap a human by tricking him with an illusion of a monster. The human was not tricked by the illusion and was attacked by the monster that was disguised as him.

In "Honey, Can You Dig It", Cheetah is given a toy car by a human. However, the human is killed by the monster.

In "The Dumpster", Cheetah went with his mother to the dumpster that the other Cheetah family members had left in. There, he found two humans that the others had left behind, both of which he killed.

@A Minty cheetah how could you?!:eek:
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Lol, this is really fun!
 
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