Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

*spanks the fox as a free sample of the extras offered*

*spanks the skunk spanking the fox*
"SPECIAL OFFER: You can now spank the zookeeper FREE! One day only!"
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[Izzy4895]

*spanks the fox as a free sample of the extras offered*

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*Izzy giggles in his Pinkie Pie onesie as his “flank” is playfully spanked.*

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[Simo]

*spanks the skunk spanking the fox*
"SPECIAL OFFER: You can now spank the zookeeper FREE! One day only!"
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*records record profits on Simo plushies and souvenirs at the zoo gift store*

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[Universe]

*just watches*
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[Anibusvolts]

*Crashes in*
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[Keefur]

This is weird. It's snowing outside. It never snows here this time of year.

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[Simo]

This is weird. It's snowing outside. It never snows here this time of year.

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Yay!

Snowing here too...6 to 9 more inches. An early and cold winter.

It sure beats the heat though!

Heat = Evil

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[Keefur]

Ice age, Baby!

Nothing like a preysicle.

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[Simo]

*pokes @Keefur with an icicle*

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[WXYZ]

Heat = Evil

EVIL
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[Tazmo]

*pelts @Keefur and @Simo with a snowball and ducks back into the trash can*

hehe

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[WXYZ]

*banishes the heat to some autocratic state*
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[Simo]

*throws a snowball into the trascan*

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[Tazmo]

*throws a snowball into the trascan*

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*nose bleeds* : p

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[WXYZ]

*reverts back to pred status*
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[Simo]

*reverts to throwing snowballs at @Manchesterite*

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[WXYZ]

*reverts to throwing snowballs at @Manchesterite*

I welcome such refreshment...
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[A Minty cheetah]

Too much to read, but what seems to be a story about me written by AI???

Misquoted regarding my opinions on Simo's jails zoos.

Hot bbq sauce.

Some delicious looking sausages.

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All seems normal.

 

[Anibusvolts]

If I wasn't so purple, snow would be the Perfect camouflage
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[A Minty cheetah]

Remember kids, never eat purple snow!
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[WXYZ]

Misquoted regarding my opinions on Simo's jails zoos.

They are indeed jails, @Simo is the warden, and he hides a dystopia under his stripes...
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[Simo]

Regarding my opinions on Simo's zoos: They are simply divine.

One couldn't ask for zoos and aquariums designed with better taste. Elegant, relaxing and stimulating in equal measure. Ask Simo for the zoo that's right for you! Absolutely top shelf.

Thanks, Minty.

I strive to make my zoos like none other; happy to see such a deeply satisfied chee!

 

[Simo]

They are indeed paradise, @Simo is the kindly innkeeper , and he hides a utopia under his stripes...

Make your reservations now!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*spanks the naughty skunk for spreading misinformation*
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[WXYZ]

*spanks the naughty skunk for spreading misinformation*

*joins in the spanking*
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