Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*summons all the skunks in Michigan*

+1

0

 

[WXYZ]

*summons the more aggressive hawks from their abode in West Virginia*
-1
-1

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*builds a totally legal aviary specializing in Owls*

*puts up a sign*

"An equal opportunity Owl Haven"

*has the aviary shut down for numerous code violations including "not serving a genuine mice meat menu" and "repeated toxic gas leaks"*

-1
-2

 

[WXYZ]

*also summons the menacing turkey vultures of New Mexico*
-1
-3

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*summons the 33rd Emu Regiment from Australia*

-1
-4

 

[Thrashy]

*summons hops*

I mean how else do you think I should brew beer?

-3

 

[TR273]

*Summons myself*

+1

-2

 

[Simo]

*confines all of these invasive Birds in the Michigan Department of Bird Rehabilitation*

+1

-1

 

[Thrashy]

*drinks to be sure to add the right number*
+1
0

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*confines all of these invasive Birds in the Michigan Department of Bird Rehabilitation*

*stages an elaborate escape thanks to aid from the Army of Slightly Inconvenient Ducks from Oregon*

-1
-1

 

[TR273]

*Distracts predators with naughty calendar.*
+1

0

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*distracts Prey with a calendar of cute puppies wearing tiny hats*

-1
-1

 

[Thrashy]

*distracts the owl with bird of prey by Uriah Heep*

0

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Distracts predators with naughty calendar.*
+1

0

Not this skunk, too innocent to get corrupted by such things

-1

 

[TR273]

Not this skunk, too innocent to get corrupted by such things

*Makes notes to make calendar naughtier.*
+1

0

 

[Keefur]

What is this... a war zone?

-1

-1

 

[Groggy]

Not this skunk, too innocent to get corrupted by such things

Soon.

+1
0

 

[Pygmepatl]

Soon.

+1
0

*Innocent skunk laughter* That will never happen

-1

 

[Thrashy]

You should join your Skunk brothers rather than fighting against us!

0 (I guess?)

 

[Thrashy]

What is this... a war zone?

Make Metal, not War!

 

[Keefur]

-1

-1

 

[Pygmepatl]

You should join your Skunk brothers rather than fighting against us!

0 (I guess?)

I'm not fighting against you, I'm with the preds with the mission of spreading our innocence amongst them and turn them to it. A hard task to achieve in the prey side, given the fact that there are two skunks in there

-2

 

[Thrashy]

I'm not fighting against you, I'm with the preds with the mission of spreading our innocence amongst them and turn them to it. A hard task to achieve in the prey side, given the fact that there are two skunks in there

-2

Ok, I won't stand in your way doing the honourable (and hard!!) task to turn the preds innocent!

-1

-1

\m/

-1

 

[Keefur]

I'm an innocent predator. It's the prey who are guilty! They are guilty of being tasty!

-1

-2

 

[florance the fox]

-3