Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

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[A Minty cheetah]

@Tazmo : No. No they are not my favourite.

@Simo : Thanks for the free doughnuts!!!

@TR273 : Umm, now that I'm full of doughnuts, I'll race you another time. On foot. No vehicles!!!
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[WXYZ]

In our financial based world, only numbers seem to count. What a sad development! ^^

*mandates the study of macroeconomics for all undergraduate skunks, the spotted kind exempted*
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[Simo]

Disclaimer: The View, the Record and the Sentinel are owned by FirstInfo Media, a subsidiary of the SSS Group.
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*notes that @Izzy4895 has complete and independant editorial control of The Vulpine Valley View, as does @Tazmo over The Raccoon Ridge Record: Newspapers of unimpeachable standards*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*nods head knowingly*
Things indeed are happening...
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[WXYZ]

*nods head knowingly*
Things indeed are happening...

I prophesy it has something to do with the Kale Affair.
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[Pygmepatl]

*Eats a big piece of tuna wrapped in kale*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats a big <redacted>*
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[Simo]

*wraps all the predators up like mummies in Kale and sells them to Whole Foods as 100% organic*

*pockets a hefty profit*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats my way out of my delicious kale prison*
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[Pygmepatl]

*Ninja kicks customer as they unwrap me from the kale and escapes*

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[WXYZ]

*sells my 100% all-natural "Exotic Striped Skunk" jerkey to Wegmans*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*unwraps everyone else and chases the store owner*
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[WXYZ]

*finds the store owner cowering at a Dollar General*
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[Simo]

*sells the Predators for a dollar, generally*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Replaces all deodorant in the shelves with skunk spray*

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[Simo]

*Replaces all deodorant in the shelves with skunk spray*

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*approves of this ingenious idea*

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[DRGN Juno]

*Sells the prey for a hefty sum*

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[Pygmepatl]

Did someone say corn?

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[Groggy]

*Sells the prey for a hefty sum*

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"I see my soul has been sold against my will for one corn chip; I have come to buy it back for not one, but two corn chips, give or take."

And that's how I got my soul back.

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[WXYZ]

*Sells the prey for a hefty sum*

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Hail Satan!
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[A Minty cheetah]

Hail satin! It's lovely and soft!
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[WXYZ]

Hail satin! It's lovely and soft!

*summons the rouge angles of satin*
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[Groggy]

*listens to Nights in White Satin*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Uh oh, you've just been 0'd by a Protogen.

Tag your "friends" to totally hit 'em with that binary.

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