Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*stocks Savings Skunk with FDA approved Mischevol fast acting tablets: Mischevol: When mischief can't wait. On sale now at a Savings Skunk near you.*

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[Simo]

*The Vulpine Valley View carries a report on how skunks working at a car wash took the suggestion of spraying a dirty car the wrong way.*

Er...the results of the extensive Mischevol test prcocess

 

[WXYZ]

*inserts Mischevol inside one of @TR273's crumpets*
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[Simo]

*dissolves Mischevol into @TR273's tea*

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[Izzy4895]

Skunk Innocence by Simo S. Skunk has appeared on the shelves at Vulpine Valley Booksellers.*

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[Simo]

Return Of The Pajama Bandit by Izzy Fox goes on sale at Skunk Hollow bookstores*

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[WXYZ]

*The Ravo's Progress by R. Fox goes on sale nationwide*
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[Simo]

*Of Mice and Manchesterite goes on sale world-wide; by Manchesterite and illustrated by T.R. Mouse*

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[Keefur]

*Wanders in*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*meanders to bed*
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[Pygmepatl]

*Wanders in*
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Oh! Is that a night predator I see? Finally, someone of my kind!

 

[Simo]

*meanders to bed*
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*decides to be nice and doesn't coat your pillow in peanut butter*

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Night Minty!

*tickles @Keefur's paws*

 

[Keefur]

Night Minty.

Oh! Is that a night predator I see?

You think it's night where I am? Interesting.

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It actually IS night here.

 

[Simo]

I gotta sleep too...getting late here.

let's hope for more snow across the ENTIRE USA! (especially Tennessee)

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[Keefur]

I gotta sleep too...getting late here.

let's hope for more snow across the ENTIRE USA! (especially Tennessee)

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You go catch some sleep. I'll go catch some prey. It did snow here briefly, but didn't stick at all. I'm jelly of you and all your snow.

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[TR273]

*Eats crumpets, drinks tea, goes on mischief rampage.*
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[WXYZ]

let's hope for more snow across the ENTIRE USA!

The Ice Age has returned in Michigan, and the woolly mammoths have magically reappeared...
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[Pygmepatl]

*Eats crumpets, drinks tea, goes on mischief rampage.*
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Quick! All hide somewhere else!

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[TR273]

*Uses Woolly Mammoths in mischief rampage.*
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[Keefur]

The Ice Age has returned in Michigan, and the woolly mammoths have magically reappeared...

*Uses Woolly Mammoths in mischief rampage.*

Mammoths? Step back! I got this!

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[Ravofox]

*puts @Ravofox in soft, fluffy Bugs Bunny onesies*

Foxy by Proxy??

*hugs and squeezes and squeeeeeezes more*

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Be careful...his eyeballs might pop out!
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Don't worry, Simo didn't squeeze me to death!

Mammoths? Step back! I got this!

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Ooh, I can help!! *nips their tails*

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[TR273]

For no reason....

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[Ravofox]

For no reason....
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Ooh, does that mean we get bonus points if we catch one?

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[WXYZ]

*Adds a point*
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[TR273]

Ooh, does that mean we get bonus points if we catch one?

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'If' being the modifier.
*The Mammoths stampede through Vulpine Valley, flattening four Burger Fox stores, eight bus stops, 271 mail boxes and a slow moving corrupt politician called Cecil.*
So lots of damage but on the bright side land has been cleared for the new urban expressway.
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