Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

a slow moving corrupt politician called Cecil.

*runs for his office as member of the "Left-Right-Center Party"*
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[Ravofox]

*runs for his office as member of the "Left-Right-Center Party"*
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Only a fox (or a weasel/ferret) can run such a party successfully!

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[TR273]

*runs for his office as member of the "Left-Right-Center Party"*
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(Asked the hard questions)
'Which do you prefer? Diamonds or Granite?'
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[Ravofox]

(Asked the hard questions)
'Which do you prefer? Diamonds or Granite?'
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Chicken of course!!

What do you prefer? Cheese or tea?

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[Thrashy]

Chicken of course!!

What do you prefer? Cheese or tea?

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Beer!

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[Ravofox]

Beer!

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That's not one of the answers you silly skunk!!

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[Thrashy]

That's not one of the answers you silly skunk!!

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Ok then, how about some cheese, then some tea, and then some beer?

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[Ravofox]

Ok then, how about some cheese, then some tea, and then some beer?

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Ok, ok!

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[TR273]

Chicken of course!!

What do you prefer? Cheese or tea?

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Yes!
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[Thrashy]

Yes!
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So... Cheese fondue maybe?

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[TR273]

So... Cheese fondue maybe?

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All the yes!
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[Thrashy]

All the yes!
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I mean tea fits well to that too!

(And some cherry Schnapps)

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[TR273]

I mean tea fits well to that too!

(And some cherry Schnapps)

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(Just because...)

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[WXYZ]

(Just because...)
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*Squishes the cat*
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[TR273]

(Ok, If I'd got my arse in gear yeaterday I could have put this up)

*bribes the Predator Police with donuts to help lock up predators on various petty charges*

*Dresses the predators in 'Sly Cooper' onesies, then calls Interpol.*

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[Skittles]

-Gets a phone call.- Hello this is Interflora.

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[Thrashy]

*gives the preds some flowers, to show them the pacifist way*

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[Groggy]

*successfully delivers a point to the scoreboard*
Good morning

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[TR273]

-Gets a phone call.- Hello this is Interflora.

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*Orders a dozen red roses for Carmelita*
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[Thrashy]

*successfully delivers a point to the scoreboard*
Good morning

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Morning!

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[Skittles]

*Orders a dozen red roses for Carmelita*
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Your order has been processed!
Have a wonderful BLOOMING day.
-Hangs up-

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[WXYZ]

*gives the preds some flowers, to show them the pacifist way*

As long as the zoo business is stopped...
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[Thrashy]

As long as the zoo business is stopped...
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I have nothing to do with the zoo business!
Im just a beer drinking, peace loving, thrashing skunk (that seems to own a brewery?) ^^
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[WXYZ]

I have nothing to do with the zoo business!
Im just a beer drinking, peace loving, thrashing skunk (that seems to own a brewery?) ^^

Beer is more effective than flowers
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[Thrashy]

Beer is more effective than flowers
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*hands you over some skunk doppelbock*
Of course it is

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