Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
*edits one strand, which makes it more effective against the prey*
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*edits another strand that makes it even more effective against predators and gives @Manchesterite clumsy, unwieldy shoes*
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*edits one strand, which makes it more effective against the prey*
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*Unleashes a plague of crumbs in you bed.**unleashes a plague of herbivore targeting butt rash on the prey*
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*develops a virus that gives all the predators clown fursonas*
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*eats the Kathleens*
The Kathleens give you indigestion!*eats the Kathleens*
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*Unleashes a plague of candy on the predators.**unleashes a plague of greedy, over-priced dentists*
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*drinks soda and is so hopped up on sugar that I start zoom around at blinding speed**unleases a plague of Simo Soda and Fizzy Izzy Pop on the predators*
(not available in diet)
*Tries anyway*YOUCAN'TSTOPME!I'MTOOFASTFORYOUNOW!!
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*unleashes a plague of washed up teen pop stars on the predators, led by Justin Bieber*
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Oh no, the Backstreet Boys are back again!*unleashes a plague of washed up teen pop stars on the predators, led by Justin Bieber*
*Treats with Metal \M/*♫Everybody (yeah)♫
♫Rock your body (yeah)♫
PLEASE HELP ME I CAN'T FIGHT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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