Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

*wakes up. Uses miles, feet and inches, Celsius, lbs and stones for bodyweight, grams and kilos for object weights, millilitres and litres for liquids unless it's cider because then it's in pints...*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*measures distance in wing span, energy in donkey power, time in femto seconds, and volume of peanut butter by the pallet*

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[Thrashy]

Everything can be measured in beer!

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*wakes up. Uses miles, feet and inches, Celsius, lbs and stones for bodyweight, grams and kilos for object weights, millilitres and litres for liquids unless it's cider because then it's in pints...*

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*develops a virus that gives all the predators clown fursonas*

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*Worried protogen noises*

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[Thrashy]

Hmm, do protogen drink beer? Maybe I should create some virtal one!

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[TR273]

Hmm, do protogen drink beer? Maybe I should create some virtal one!

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Drunk.exe?
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[Thrashy]

Drunk.exe?
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That'll surely do it

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[Cosmic-FS]

*offers a JPEG of beer to the protogen*

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[Thrashy]

*offers a JPEG of beer to the protogen*

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Don't compete my business!

It's kinda sad that the only thing i can do successfully, is giving strangers in the internet some virtual beer ._.


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[Cosmic-FS]

Don't compete my business!

It's kinda sad that the only thing i can do successfully, is giving strangers in the internet some virtual beer ._.

*feels bad*
Let's crack open a virtual beer together

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[Thrashy]

*feels bad*
Let's crack open a virtual beer together

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Thanks! *hands you over some Skunk Pilsen*
I'll use my omnivore power to keep the score neutral this time ^^
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[Cosmic-FS]

*wakes up after night of drinking with a skunk that can summon unlimited beer*

Someone pass me an aspirin

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[Thrashy]

*Wakes up. Sees, that hes laying next to an owl*

I can't remember anything. This happens way too often lately!

*closes eyes again, while trying to get back to sleep to not having to feel the extremely bad headache *

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Hmm, do protogen drink beer? Maybe I should create some virtal one!

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Man, why does everyone think we can only drink virtual... Y'all seen me eat a physical stick of RAM, no?

*offers a JPEG of beer to the protogen*

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*Loudly slurps up all the pixels and drunk spirals appear on the visor*
Ooh man...

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[Thrashy]

Not sure if I'm already able to drin...
You know what, fuck it, let's have a KONTERBIER!!!

*is instantly drunk again*

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[Simo]

Phew...a lot of posts to like!

*makes some (virtual) hard watermelon cider*

*replaces @TR273's crumpets with croissants, and his cheese with Brie*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Drunkly bleps, then falls over* Man my processor gon fuckin' kill me in the mornin'

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[Cosmic-FS]

*finishes a beer and proudly crushes the can on my forehead*
BUURRRPP!
*cracks open another one*

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[Simo]

*Drunkly bleps, then falls over* Man my processor gon fuckin' kill me in the mornin'

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*supplies a virtual hangover tonic and dose of B vitamins*

*erects statues of Pepe LePew in every town in the UK and replaces kilts with tutus*

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[DRGN Juno]

Heh

Erects

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[Cosmic-FS]

*my liver, in an act of self preservation, leaps out of my throat and smacks the can out of my hand*

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[Thrashy]

*my liver, in an act of self preservation, leaps out of my throat and smacks the can out of my hand*

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There's a German quote:

Wo früher meine Leber war,
Ist heute eine Minibar!

Which translates to:
Where my liver was earlier,
Is now a minibar!

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[Simo]

*prepares some pate for the Predators, using (tofu) livers*

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[TR273]

Phew...a lot of posts to like!

*makes some (virtual) hard watermelon cider*

*replaces @TR273's crumpets with croissants, and his cheese with Brie*

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*Indiscriminately eats*
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[Thrashy]

Eating wouldn't be that bad...
Maybe there's still some cookies around?

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