Predators and Prey

[Simo]

In the far away place where zoos are a foreign concept, unique furs are kept by the Skunk overlords in vaults in their floating estates.
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*creates a black hole that takes @Manchesterite here*

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[WXYZ]

*creates a black hole that takes @Manchesterite here*

*thrashes the estate, drinks copious amounts of booze, seduces the skunks*
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[Simo]

*thrashes the estate, drinks copious amounts of booze, seduces the skunks*
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*transforms Manchy into a loyal Skunk with my Quantum Skunk Spray Ray*

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[Cosmic-FS]

In the far away place where zoos are a foreign concept, unique furs are kept by the Skunk overlords in vaults in their floating estates.

*sells exotic (pho) fur gathered from the distant lands of Joann's Fabric to the skunk overlords for a pile of gold*

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[WXYZ]

*transforms Manchy into a loyal Skunk with my Quantum Skunk Spray Ray*

(Small) Defiance!
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[DRGN Juno]

*Elects the Rhinoceros Party, who proceeds to repeal the laws of quantum mechanics, freeing @Manchesterite*

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[Groggy]

*after growing tired of drifting in space for 4 hours, I wonder if the thread has gone back to metaphorical Earth and I just didn't realize yet*

Eh, I'll do it just in case. I'm tired of metaphorical drifting.
*bends time, space and reality; sending me back to a time where our metaphorical Earth was still intact; aka about 3 pages earlier*
...

Oh...very cute! What happened last time?

*gives the mouse a cookie*

NOTIMETOEXPLAIN
*slaps cookie from Simo's hand, eats it myself. Again.*
*my future self becomes space dust after saving the Earth again and becoming a paradox, leaving my past self alive and unaware of the events of the last 3 pages*
B-before I go... Please... Don't feed @TR273 any more cookies... I have spoken.
*finally erased from current reality*

Cool.

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[WXYZ]

*prepares some pate for the Predators, using (tofu) livers*

*eats the tofu pate*
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[Groggy]

*eats the tofu pate*

*prepares you a chicken liver pate, because tofu pate sounds like suffering*

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[WXYZ]

*prepares you a chicken liver pate, because tofu pate sounds like suffering*

It was a bland substitute, I admit
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[DRGN Juno]

It was a bland substitute, I admit
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I've been told the key is to start from scratch, rather than substituting. Instead of a tofu steak, try pad thai. Change the dish entirely instead of trying to make it feel like the old thing.

Then again, I can barely make cereal without starting a fire, so take that how you will.

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[Izzy4895]

It won’t be too long before Skunk Hollow hosts its annual Spanksgiving Day parade.

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[Cosmic-FS]

We must prepare the traditional food then!

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[Ravofox]

We must prepare the traditional food then!

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omg that's perfect!!!! XD

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[Cosmic-FS]

Don't forget the buns

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[Pygmepatl]

You mean these?

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[A Minty cheetah]

I'm not questioning what's gone on in here tonight (would there be any point in doing so?), so imma just return to my Crown Vic....unless one of those cars @TR273 left open has a bigger boot???
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(Also, enjoy the con TR!!! As if Pocari is there too!)

 

[WXYZ]

I am tempted to have a corgi as a pet
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[DRGN Juno]

I'm not questioning what's gone on in here tonight (would there be any point in doing so?), so imma just return to my Crown Vic....unless one of those cars @TR273 left open has a bigger boot???
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(Also, enjoy the con TR!!! As if Pocari is there too!)

Unless it's an SUV, not likely.

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[Doodle Bunny]

I heard my expertise is required!

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[Simo]

I am tempted to be Simo's pet

*immediately calls the dog whisperer*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*whispers*
dog
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[DRGN Juno]

*whispers*
dog
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What is this, Bad Genies?

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[A Minty cheetah]

What is this, Bad Genies?

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Dad jokes!
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[Simo]

Huh...maybe Minty can adopt me!

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