Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Just for fun and jiggles

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7

*Returns to where he left*

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7

 

[WXYZ]

*swallows key and laughs more*

*sees the poor skunk choke...with nobody to help him*
Oh, if you would only let me out...wait, you can't.
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6

 

[Simo]

*sees the poor skunk choke...with nobody to help him*
Oh, if you would only let me out...wait, you can't.
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6

*coughs up key, and dangles it just out of reach*

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7

 

[WXYZ]

*coughs up key, and dangles it just out of reach*

I can see you've lost your voice there. Wait, what's that? No, can't hear you. You sound like a mouse...
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6

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*I dig a tunnel under the cage and so that @Manchesterite can escape*

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[Simo]

*summons Vupline Valley Vets and regains voice, who replace my voice with @Izzy4895 's voice, and slips a collar and leash on the escaping Manchy*

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[WXYZ]

*summons Vupline Valley Vets and regains voice, who replace my voice with @Izzy4895 's voice, and slips a collar and leas on the escaping Manchy*

*you slowly become @Izzy4895*
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5

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Waves at @Izzy4895*

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4

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*waves at the sea because it's always waving, yet nobody waves back...*
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3

 

[WXYZ]

*slips away amid the confusion of a shapeshifting pred*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*boffs*
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[WXYZ]

*removes the collar and leash, is a free man again*
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0

 

[Keefur]

Freedom is overrated... At least that's what I tell the herd animals.

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[Pygmepatl]

*Notices a lack of prey zoos, is thinking of building one* So how about a prey zoo where we predators can harvest and eat can enjoy and have fun watching the prey in the zoo?

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[WXYZ]

*Notices a lack of prey zoos, is thinking of building one* So how about a prey zoo where we predators can harvest and eat can enjoy and have fun watching the prey in the zoo?

Yes, a thousand times!
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[Groggy]

*Notices a lack of prey zoos, is thinking of building one* So how about a prey zoo where we predators can harvest and eat can enjoy and have fun watching the prey in the zoo?

Aren't you preds happy enough with getting to eat us innocent prey everytime you guys win?

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[Keefur]

*Notices a lack of prey zoos, is thinking of building one* So how about a prey zoo where we predators can harvest and eat can enjoy and have fun watching the prey in the zoo?

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They're called FARMS.

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[WXYZ]

Aren't you preds happy enough with getting to eat us innocent prey everytime you guys win?

Don't get me started with the cheating...
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[Groggy]

They're called FARMS.

*considers building an actually cozy farm for predators*
Naaah, that's not business for a pirate turtle like me, I'll leave all the niceties to @Simo, he surely knows how to handle you predators!

Don't get me started with the cheating...

We're just bringing the score closer to where it rightfully belongs (+20), if we have to use methods that you view as illicit, so be it!

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-3 (*doesn't "cheat" to prove my point*)

 

[Pygmepatl]

They're called FARMS.

Shhhh... the least they know, the better!

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[Keefur]

Want to know the funniest thing I tell prey animals?

"Hey! There's a squeaker built into my tongue. Just reach in and give it a squeeze!"

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[WXYZ]

Want to know the funniest thing I tell prey animals?

"Hey! There's a squeaker built into my tongue. Just reach in and give it a squeeze!"

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I see you already have @TR273 inside you
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[Keefur]

I see you already have @TR273 inside you

Wait... what?! But I don't eat junk food!

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[Pygmepatl]

*Finishes construction of Prey Zoo, is now repairing the long unused teleportation machines again* Oh boy, the preys will get a great surprise once they wake up and realize they're no longer in their respective homes, but in cages!

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[Keefur]

Oh boy, the preys will get a great surprise once they wake up and realize they're no longer in their respective homes, but in cages!

Cages?! *Puts away frying pan*

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