Predators and Prey

[Groggy]

*Finishes construction of Prey Zoo, is now repairing the long unused teleportation machines again* Oh boy, the preys will get a great surprise once they wake up and realize they're no longer in their respective homes, but in cages!

*celebrates Prey Zoo opening ceremony with a bang!*

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[Pygmepatl]

*celebrates Prey Zoo opening ceremony with a bang!*

Best Opening Ceremony Ever!!!

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[Simo]

*notes the predators inspecting the cages of the new zoo and locks them in while they're not looking, after the failure of the teleportation machines....a shame somebody cut the cord!*

Hey Predators!!!

*jangles key ring*

Looking for these?????

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[Keefur]

Counters your attack with his own ship.

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[Keefur]

Oh... The prey zoo owners told me I could eat any animals out of their cages. Just an FYI.

 

[Simo]

*lowers a cage over the Sabertooth, while wearing a @Tazmo onesie*

Coons got a kitty!

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[Pygmepatl]

*notes the predators inspecting the cages of the new zoo and locks them in while they're not looking, after the failure of the teleportation machines....a shame somebody cut the cord!*

Hey Predators!!!

*jangles key ring*

Looking for these?????

*Somehow manages to escape and frees the trapped predators* Were you saying?

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[DRGN Juno]

*notes the predators inspecting the cages of the new zoo and locks them in while they're not looking, after the failure of the teleportation machines....a shame somebody cut the cord!*

Hey Predators!!!

*jangles key ring*

Looking for these?????

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"And here's the skunk we've been feeding LSD to. Look at him, shouting at the wall about his keys."

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[Groggy]

Best Opening Ceremony Ever!!!

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Huh? Oh yes! I'm totally not laying siege against your zoo, of course not!
It's a part of the celebration, of course!

Counters your attack with his own ship.

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*loses ancient ships to far superior tech*
*calls for backup*

Beat this!

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[Keefur]

*Jumps on @Simo accidentally squishing him*
Oops

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[Simo]

*slips free, still disguised as @Tazmo and puts magic mushrooms on the predators pizzas*

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[Keefur]

Huh? Oh yes! I'm totally not laying siege against your zoo, of course not!
It's a part of the celebration, of course!

*loses ancient ships to far superior tech*
*calls for backup*

Beat this!

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Your link is broken
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[Simo]

*puts itching powder in @Keefur's litter box*

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[Keefur]

*puts itching powder in @Keefur's litter box*

Oh... my litter box is dirty. *dumps it on @Simo and refills it fresh*
Much better.

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[Groggy]

Your link is broken
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Works for me... Ah well. It's an image of a turtle with a cannon on its back. I can't find another link to it on google...
Whatever, I'll just use Blastoise instead, that's close enough.

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[Pygmepatl]

*Sprays the Blastoise with shrink spray, is now the size of half an inch* Hehehe

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[WXYZ]

@Simo is perpetually on LSD. Always rabid and smiling unnaturally...
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[Keefur]

*Gets his own tank*

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[WXYZ]

*buys even more tanks*
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[Keefur]

I have to go get some sleep. I have an early day tomorrow.

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[Pygmepatl]

*Gets his own tank*

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Whoah!!!

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[WXYZ]

I have to go get some sleep. I have an early day tomorrow.

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Night!
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[DRGN Juno]

@Simo is perpetually on LSD. Always rabid and smiling unnaturally...
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It's adorable. He thinks he's @Tazmo, and that he works at a pizzeria.

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[WXYZ]

It's adorable. He thinks he's @Tazmo, and that he works at a pizzeria.

A hopeless case.
*shakes head*
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[Keefur]

*Sneaks back in and snatches one more prey animal for a midnight snack*

Night.

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