Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Pizza Time!

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[WXYZ]

*feeds @Simo meat pizza*
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WIN

 

[Keefur]

I'll leave honors for another. Night all.

 

[DRGN Juno]

A hopeless case.
*shakes head*
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But a noble sacrifice in the name of science.

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[Groggy]

*Sprays the Blastoise with shrink spray, is now the size of half an inch* Hehehe

*asks the Squirtle Squad for help instead*

Ah yes, Google Images, my greatest enemy. I took so long trying to find a fitting image for my joke I ended up losing the game in 5 minutes.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*asks the Squirtle Squad for help instead*

*Calls the Skuntank Squad!*

 

[Izzy4895]

*Izzy ships BAD FOX goods to Mischief Mart.*

 

[Simo]

*declares that all foxes are innocent, while stocking up at Mischief Mart*

 

[WXYZ]

declares that all foxes are innocent

 

[Izzy4895]

*The Vulpine Valley View has an in-depth story about how an ancient mischief temple was discovered by archaeologists in Vulpine Valley.*

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[TR273]

*Wakes up, is in zoo cage, makes a slice of toast.*

Whoops!
*Leads the prey to safety (who all survived thanks to our innocence), past the keepers hut which is buried under tons of smashed cages, trapping the keepers inside.*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Almost gets electrocuted while repairing the cables of the teleport machines, fixes them and teleports preds to a safe place*

innocence

"Innocence" Yeah, sure

 

[TR273]

*Almost gets electrocuted while repairing the cables of the teleport machines, fixes them and teleports preds to a safe place*

"Innocence" Yeah, sure

We prey are the very pinnacle of innocence, just look at @Simo

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[Pygmepatl]

We prey are the very pinnacle of innocence, just look at @Simo

Awwww!!! I guess you're right. No, wait! He's an skunk, and skunks are omnivores! You almost got me there for a moment, so no, you're not the pinnacle of innocence, skunks are!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Downloads picture because it's too cute to resist*

 

[Thrashy]

*slips free, still disguised as @Tazmo and puts magic mushrooms on the predators pizzas*

*eats a piece "accidentally"*

Whoa, when did I decide to color my fur in music?

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[TR273]

*Check the teleporter, the 'Safe place' it has sent the Predators to looks like the main vaults at Fort Knox's.*
As an innocent and concerned prey citizen I must inform the US government of this so they can move the Predators some where safer, a new predator zoo on a lovely island just off San Francisco.
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[DRGN Juno]

*Check the teleporter, the 'Safe place' it has sent the Predators to looks like the main vaults at Fort Knox's.*
As an innocent and concerned prey citizen I must inform the US government of this so they can move the Predators some where safer, a new predator zoo on a lovely island just off San Francisco.
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*Raids Fort Knox and teleports to <Redacted>, collapsing the US reserves*

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[WXYZ]

*Check the teleporter, the 'Safe place' it has sent the Predators to looks like the main vaults at Fort Knox's.*
As an innocent and concerned prey citizen I must inform the US government of this so they can move the Predators some where safer, a new predator zoo on a lovely island just off San Francisco.

I've heard of a prey sanctuary being built in Colorado...it has the nice name of Florence...
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[Thrashy]

*invites the prey to teleport to Switzerland to chill at the lake of Thun, completely safe from preds*

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[TR273]

I've heard of a prey sanctuary being built in Colorado...it has the nice name of Florence...
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(Had to do a bit of research to find out why that is a bad thing. )
*In retaliation, sends Predators on all expenses paid winter sports holiday....
To Siberia!
(One way)
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[Pygmepatl]

*Convinces siberian wolves to start an attack on the prey* It seems we have allies all around the world, like our comrades the wolves!

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[TR273]

*invites the prey to teleport to Switzerland to chill at the lake of Thun, completely safe from preds*

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(That is now on my list of places to visit )

*Convinces siberian wolves to start an attack on the prey* It seems we have allies all around the world, like our comrades the wolves!

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*Bribes Russian bears to help the prey."
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[Pygmepatl]

*Bribes Russian bears to help the prey."

The battle that shall be unleashed from this will have no precedents and will be remembered for centuries!

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[Pygmepatl]

*Hides in an omnivore place free of preds and prey, just to watch comfortably*