Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

*Prepares (=drinking 10 beers instantly, ya know for the pressure!), aims, shoots...*
I report: all cardinals have been sprayed to space.
And... You should wear gas masks for the next few hours

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*BMOQ flashbacks intensify*

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[Simo]

*opens Smoking Skunk, purveyors of fine cigars and luxury pipe tobaccos, Ltd.*

*puffs smoke at the predators from a commodius cigar*

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[A Minty cheetah]

"Big Meaty Omelette Quota"
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[Simo]

*develops a mint chip aromatic pipe tobacco*

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[AcerbicSeth]

*Browses the humidor at Smoking Skunk, and buys an exploding prank cigar*
(I actually just had a cigar, a few hours ago c: )
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[A Minty cheetah]

*dons a gas mask*
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[Keefur]

*Walks in*
View attachment 75385
*Breathing*


Thank you, one was an accident. Someone bought a quick one panel joke I'd drawn up the night before just to add something to my display book.
(I'm going to have to redraw it now since I don't have any copies )
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Make a Xerox copy.

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[Simo]

*Browses the humidor at Smoking Skunk, and buys an exploding prank cigar*
(I actually just had a cigar, a few hours ago c: )
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*gives you a free Skunk Hollow Special Selection cigar, handpaw rolled corona*

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[AcerbicSeth]

*gives you a free Skunk Hollow Special Selection cigar, handpaw rolled corona*

*Lights the cigar, and it immediately explodes*
...Well played. >:S
*Grumbles*
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[WXYZ]

*increases the tobacco tax by 10,000%*
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[Tazmo]

*opens Smoking Skunk, purveyors of fine cigars and luxury pipe tobaccos, Ltd.*

*puffs smoke at the predators from a commodius cigar*

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*asks to see the ‘special green tobacco’ selection



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[AcerbicSeth]

*asks to see the ‘special green tobacco’ selection

So... a cigar with a candela wrapper?
(...Those ones are green...)
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[Simo]

*gives @Tazmo a free sample of Wacky Tabacky*

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[Tazmo]

So... a cigar with a candela wrapper?
(...Those ones are green...)
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umm....yea.....those candela wrapper ones.... hehe

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[WXYZ]

*gives a tax credit for buying alcohol, up to 50% of retail price*
A better vice
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[DRGN Juno]

*gives a tax credit for buying alcohol, up to 50% of retail price*
A better vice
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Whatever, they're both legal now.

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[Tazmo]

*gives @Tazmo a free sample of Wack Tabacky*

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Thanks!

*raids the nearest dumpster*.

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[WXYZ]

*smokes some Wacky Tabacky*
I do admit weed is better than tobacco
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[Groggy]

*buys weed from Smoking Skunk*

*eats it*
Odd aroma and flavor, fine texture. Still doesn't beat my stock of seaweed though.

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[Tazmo]

*smokes some Wacky Tabacky*
I do admit weed is better than tobacco
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*watches anime with you while being half baked*. Hehe

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[Simo]

*gives everyone $500 and a pile of potent skunk weed*

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[AcerbicSeth]

*smokes some Wacky Tabacky*
I do admit weed is better than tobacco

Eh, cigars really aren't nearly as bad as cigarettes and the likes. A cigar now and again won't have any negative impacts on your health.

Oh, shit, was that a serious post!? Can't do that!
*Inserts a joke, and adds a point*
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[Tazmo]

*gives everyone $500 and a pile of potent skunk weed*

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what hath God wrought?

a damn good time!

*party chitters*

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[WXYZ]

*gives everyone $500 and a pile of potent skunk weed*

*invests in Mischief Mart Holdings*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*boops everyone!!!*
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