Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

Foxes are bad and need to be spanked!

except @Izzy4895


he's BAD but means well.

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You saying I don't mean well?!

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[TR273]

*Gives @Ravofox a tofu lollypop to make him feel better.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

No!
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You better or else i'll call in the army of bears.

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[TR273]

You better or else i'll call in the army of bears.

Bring it! I have bees and I am not afraid to use them.
*Has a honey sandwich just for the irony.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Bring it! I have bees and I am not afraid to use them.
*Has a honey sandwich just for the irony.*
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Silly Mouse, don't you know?
Bee stings are nothing to us!
Now hand over the precious honey!

*slaps honey sandwich out of his hand, but grabs it as it falls and eats it*

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[TR273]

Ah ha!
You just stole and ate my sandwich, and we all saw it!
Evidence!

*slaps honey sandwich out of his hand, but grabs it as it falls and eats it*

Bad boy!
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Ah ha!
You just stole and ate my sandwich, and we all saw it!
Evidence!


Bad boy!
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Silly mouse, did you forget?
You lost the trial since you fell asleep after someone got the judge skunk into the intense story of his homeland. Pretty much mostly everyone fell asleep and he declared the fox innocent since the fox was seemingly interested in it and cared for the skunky boi.

Also I told you, I know all da honey.

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[TR273]

Time for a nice cup of tea.
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[Simo]

You saying I don't mean well?!

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Aw, I was just teasing Actually, all foxes, despite intentions, always end up as mischief makers!

*contemplates a mischief tax*

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[TR273]

Who wants cake?
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[Simo]

*Offers a cute skunk themed cake*

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(May turn predators into prey; see skunk for details, not responsible for any species that become skunks, and can not be turned back)

 

[Izzy4895]

Aw, I was just teasing Actually, all foxes, despite intentions, always end up as mischief makers!

*contemplates a mischief tax*

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A vulpine tax lawyer will negate it with a mischievous loophole.

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[TR273]

A mischievous loophole.

I think I've got some cream for that.
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[Simo]

A vulpine tax lawyer will negate it with a mischievous loophole.

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*sends the VRS (Vulpine Revenue Service) to seize the fox's paddles*

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(Form V-67b, revised, must be filled out and brought to room 62, building 5, 67th floor, to the office of Mischief Management, Skunk Hollow, where S. Skunk will assess a 'fee' of not less than fifty(50) spankings*

 

[TR273]

*Refills the Tea Urn in the Office of Mischief Management,buys fresh biscuits.*
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[Keefur]

*Refills the Tea Urn in the Office of Mischief Management,buys fresh biscuits.*

*Refills the tea urn with chicken broth*

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[Simo]

*puts itching powder in @Keefur 's kitty litter*

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[Keefur]

*Puts Exlax into @Simo 's cake*

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[RearmedDreamer]

*is chuckling in a corner at the continued shenanigans while enjoying a rare steak* ^_^

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[TR273]

*Walks back into the empty office.*
Ooh! Cake!
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[Keefur]

*Walks back into the empty office.*
Ooh! Cake!

Yes! Beefcake *Strikes a pose*

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[RearmedDreamer]

Did somebody say BEEF?!

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[Izzy4895]

*sends the VRS (Vulpine Revenue Service) to seize the fox's paddles*

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(Form V-67b, revised, must be filled out and brought to room 62, building 5, 67th floor, to the office of Mischief Management, Skunk Hollow, where S. Skunk will assess a 'fee' of not less than fifty(50) spankings*

Paddles? The law firm of Fox and Fox classified them as oars.

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[idkthough120]

Can I have something...?

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[AcerbicSeth]

Foxes are good and need to be praised!

Gee, thanks!

*eats a chicken sandwich*

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