Predators and Prey

[Cosmic-FS]

*Announces the grand opening of the Avian Adventure Water Resort, home of the worlds first triple loop-de-loop water slide*

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[WXYZ]

*buys a new @Simo sandwich from @Keefur*
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[Simo]

*escapes and puts @Manchesterite on a hot grill at @Keefur's Bar and Grill*

*munches melon while planning new, more secure designer zoos; zoos for the 21st century, designed to protect and help the huge surge in endangered species*

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[WXYZ]

*escapes and puts @Manchesterite on a hot grill at @Keefur's Bar and Grill*

He does not eat fellow predators.
*@Simo is arrested for illegal use of (redacted) materials in zoos*
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[Pygmepatl]

*Suddenly remembers he's an endangered species, puts on a non-endangered species onesie and walks away*

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[Simo]

He does not eat fellow predators.
*@Simo is arrested for illegal use of (redacted) materials in zoos*
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*@Simo is found innocent and awarded the Nobel peace prize for saving endangered predators*

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[WXYZ]

*@Simo is tried for "crimes against predatorism"*
*he is sentenced to a billion spankings*
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EDIT: *Simo was also found to be suffering from hallucinations of grandeur*

 

[Simo]

* @Simo is tried for "crimes against predatorism"*
*he is sentenced to a billion spankings*
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*Simo is found innocent in an appeal, while @Manchesterite is found guilty and sent to Skunk Island for infinite spankings*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*Simo was also found to be suffering from hallucinations of grandeur*

*books @Simo for a round of intense elctro-shock therapy with a totally legit doctor I found living in his van under a bridge*

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[WXYZ]

*Simo is found innocent in an appeal, while @Manchesterite is found guilty and sent to Skunk Island for infinite spankings*

*the court finds out the appeal was granted due to a technicality, declares a mistrial, and reverses the appeal*
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[Simo]

*the Supreme Court finds Simo is innately innocent, and thus innocent and free*

*skips along and passes out free champagne*

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[WXYZ]

*the Supreme Court finds Simo is innately innocent, and thus innocent and free*

*finds the poor and sorry skunk writing a memoir inside an asylum*
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[Groggy]

*takes some of the delusional champagne*
Hmm, this brandy tastes like false innocence. Huh.

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[Simo]

*finds a hallucinating @Manchesterite looking into the mirror*

*looks for @A Minty cheetah, for totally innocent purposes*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Is feeling too lazy to say a thing on the matter*

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[Groggy]

*Is feeling too lazy to say a thing on the matter*

*hi-fives*

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[WXYZ]

*looks for @A Minty cheetah, for totally innocent purposes*

Ah, so you're watching the new Chee show on Nickelodeon? My, how far have you fallen.
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[Pygmepatl]

*hi-fives*

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*Hi-fives back*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*Doctor Sigmund Owl orders a round of heavy sedatives for the delusional skunk*

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[Simo]

*puts @A Minty cheetah in my new cuddle zoo*

Cuddle the Chee for free!

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[WXYZ]

*watches the Skunk go about singing "Mintyyyyyyyy" while eating bland hospital food*
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[Pygmepatl]

And this why you don't do drugs. *Sighs*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*humanly straps @Simo to a gurney*

Now tell me about your mother.

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[WXYZ]

*consoles the skunk relatives about their fears for Simo's condition*
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[Pygmepatl]

*Graduates in Skunk Psychology, so he can help a fellow skunk*

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