Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

*visits @DRGN Juno for a sober talk about alcohol*
-1
-16

 

[Simo]

*watches @Manchesterite in my predator asylum thinking he is in control and wonders what Durante is putting in the water*

+1

-15

....this skunk is gonna go play Carcassonne or Splendor! You guys are nuts!!!!!!!

 

[WXYZ]

*watches @Manchesterite in my predator asylum thinking he is in control and wonders what Durante is putting in the water*

Ah, another one of his raves...he needs more sedatives...or a @Tazmo. Is Durante his father?
-1
-16

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*pushes up glasses*
I believe Durante is a psychological projection, a manifestation of childhood trauma.

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-17

 

[WXYZ]

*pushes up glasses*
I believe Durante is a psychological projection, a manifestation of childhood trauma.

Must have something to do with a trip to Naples when he was 7 years old...
-1
-18

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Files this case to Vulpine Valley University for further research about three special subjects with extreme hallucinations*

-19

 

[WXYZ]

*hugs the poor @Simo out of pity*
-1
-20

 

[Cosmic-FS]

PREDS WIN!!
*enjoys celebratory wine*

 

[WXYZ]

*sends @DRGN Juno some celebratory wine*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Obtains a Psychiatry Degree from his important research*

 

[Infrarednexus]

+1

 

[TR273]

2

 

[Keefur]

*Reopens Keefur's Bar and Grill*
Do y'all know how hard it is to scrape burn skunk off the grill? Quit throwing unauthorized animals on my grill!

1

 

[DRGN Juno]

*sends @DRGN Juno some celebratory wine*

So fancy...They've even got graphics on the side of the box!

-1

0

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Reopens Keefur's Bar and Grill*
Do y'all know how hard it is to scrape burn skunk off the grill? Quit throwing unauthorized animals on my grill!

1

*Throws some mammoth's ribs on the grill then!*

-1

 

[Keefur]

Throws a mammoth's ribs on the grill then!

Well... OK.

-2

 

[Groggy]

*borrows time machine from another page or thread*
*goes back in time to the Paleolithic Age to retrieve an actual live mammoth*
*succeeds, waves hello to Keefur's relatives on the way back*
"Okay buddy, now if you could walk yourself over to that minuscule grill and throw yourself in, that would be great! A lot of predators would be very pleased! Think about that before they start getting impatient and hunt you down while you're still alive."

+1
-1

 

[Keefur]

*goes back in time to the Paleolithic Age to retrieve an actual live mammoth*

Fresh is always better than frozen. I'm tired of sending off to Siberia for my mammoth meat.

-2

 

[WXYZ]

*borrows time machine from another page or thread*
*goes back in time to the Paleolithic Age to retrieve an actual live mammoth*
*succeeds, waves hello to Keefur's relatives on the way back*
"Okay buddy, now if you could walk yourself over to that minuscule grill and throw yourself in, that would be great! A lot of predators would be very pleased! Think about that before they start getting impatient and hunt you down while you're still alive."

*the grill disappears due to a temporal glitch, and the turtle lands back on Skunk Hollow*
-1
-3

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Captures a herd of mammoths from the past using the time machine and puts them in a newly build Mammoth Farm so he doesn't have to time travel anymore*

-4

 

[Groggy]

*the grill disappears due to a temporal glitch, and the turtle lands back on Skunk Hollow*

*has to slowly walk away from the smelly skunk territory back to Lesser Mouseland*
Blast whoever came up with quantum mechanics!

+1
-3

 

[DRGN Juno]

New issue from Dragon Gulch Parliament: Temporal paradoxes prohibited at all times. Failure to comply will result in impounding of time machines for -5 days.

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-4

 

[Groggy]

New issue from Dragon Gulch Parliament: Temporal paradoxes prohibited at all times. Failure to comply will result in impounding of time machines for -5 days.

Hah, joke's on you! My paradoxal future self from an erased timeline could bend time, space and reality without needing a time machi--
Wait.

*my future self becomes space dust after saving the Earth again and becoming a paradox, leaving my past self alive and unaware of the events of the last 3 pages*

Oh no.
*creates yet another temporal paradox*
Uhhhh, okay...
THE LAW WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH!
...
Oh, right.

+1
-3

 

[Pygmepatl]

New issue from Dragon Gulch Parliament: Temporal paradoxes prohibited at all times. Failure to comply will result in impounding of time machines for -5 days.

-1

-4

*Doesn't care, uses miniaturization technology to develop a ring that takes you to any time and puts it on the base of his tail* Try to take my time machine from me now!

-4

 

[DRGN Juno]

Hah, joke's on you! My paradoxal future self from an erased timeline could bend time, space and reality without needing a time machi--
Wait.

Oh no.
*creates yet another temporal paradox*
Uhhhh, okay...
THE LAW WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH!
...
Oh, right.

+1
-3

*Impounds the smoking remnants of your time machine and fines you $50.*

Once you've paid your fine, you can pick it up last week.

-1

-5

*Doesn't care, uses miniaturization technology to develop a ring that takes you to any time and puts it on the base of his tail* Try to take my time machine from me now!

-4

*Impounds your ass*