Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

*the grill disappears due to a temporal glitch, and the turtle lands back on Skunk Hollow*

Well, it looks like turtle soup again.

-5

 

[Groggy]

*Impounds the smoking remnants of your time machine and fines you $50.*

Once you've paid your fine, you can pick it up last week.

Last week?! Fine, I'll pay...
*grumbles*

+1
-5

 

[Groggy]

Well, it looks like turtle soup again.

At this point, any fate is better than having to crawl out of the musky skunk territory.
Fine, if you can get me out of here quickly I promise not to resist this time. But only after the pred win!
*grumbles some more*
First I land here... Then my 50 bucks... Now I become soup again... Gimme a break...

 

[Keefur]

Fine, if you can get me out of here quickly I promise not to resist this time.

*Gets out the really BIG pot*

-6

 

[Groggy]

*Gets out the really BIG pot*

Hey! We have a deal, save it till after the win!

Also I really hope you're not implying I'm fat with the size of that pot. I'm just big boned.

+1
-5

 

[Keefur]

Hey! We have a deal, save it till after the win!

Also I really hope you're not implying I'm fat with the size of that pot. I'm just big boned.

+1
-5

Don't worry. When I'm done, you will be just a shell of your former self. I can wait for the win.

-6

 

[Groggy]

Don't worry. When I'm done, you will be just a shell of your former self. I can wait for the win.

-6

Well that sounds rather grim... But a deal is a deal.
Also, if the prey want to turn this game around and save this poor turtle from becoming soup, now is the time!
(pretty please)

+1
-5

 

[DRGN Juno]

now is the time!
(pretty please)

+1
-5

Speaking of which, this is a reminder for you to please pick up your time machine. As of today, it has incurred $10 in storage fees.

-1

-6

 

[Keefur]

*Fills the stock pot and starts peeling onions and potatoes, throwing them into the boiling water*

-7

 

[Groggy]

Speaking of which, this is a reminder for you to please pick up your time machine. As of today, it has incurred $10 in storage fees.

*has to walk all the way to the impound, accumulating even more storage fees in the process*

*a whole lot of grumbling*
To think that I'm in all this trouble because I wanted to be nice to the predators and give them an exquisite meal! Maybe I'll build a predator zoo myself next time.

+1
-6

 

[Keefur]

*a whole lot of grumbling*

Did you just flipper @DRGN Juno off?

-7

 

[Groggy]

Did you just flipper @DRGN Juno off?

What? No! I was just-- Bah, fine! I'll quit grumbling... out loud.


(*internal grumbling*)

+1
-6

 

[DRGN Juno]

*has to walk all the way to the impound, accumulating even more storage fees in the process*

*a whole lot of grumbling*
To think that I'm in all this trouble because I wanted to be nice to the predators and give them an exquisite meal! Maybe I'll build a predator zoo myself next time.

+1
-6

Time machine and vehicle impound lot hours:

SUN: CLOSED
MON: 0900-1500
TUE: 0900-1500
WED: 0900-1500
THU: 0900-1000
FRI: CLOSED
SAT: CLOSED

Please come back later.

-1

-7

 

[Groggy]

Time machine and vehicle impound lot hours:

SUN: CLOSED
MON: 0900-1500
TUE: 0900-1500
WED: 0900-1500
THU: 0900-1000
FRI: CLOSED
SAT: CLOSED

Please come back later.

you can pick it up last week.

Please come back later.

Not this time.
*comes back earlier, retrieves time machine*
Now maybe I should go back to the time before I had the brilliant idea of fetching that mammoth...

+1
-6

 

[DRGN Juno]

Not this time.
*comes back earlier, retrieves time machine*
Now maybe I should go back to the time before I had the brilliant idea of fetching that mammoth...

+1
-6

Excellent.

Wait, but we already issued storage fees...

*Fines you $50 and impounds your machine again for creating another paradox*

Same rules apply.

-1

-7

 

[Pygmepatl]

Not this time.
*comes back earlier, retrieves time machine*
Now maybe I should go back to the time before I had the brilliant idea of fetching that mammoth...

+1
-6

Well, at least you didn't get your ass impounded. Good thing my time travel ring is also a teleportation device.

-8

 

[DRGN Juno]

Well, at least you didn't get your ass impounded. Good thing my time travel ring is also a teleportation device.

-8

*Adds @Spilogale Pygmaea to Dragon Gulch's stolen vehicles registry*

-1

-9

 

[WXYZ]

I'll join the prey...
*dons a skunk suit*
-1
-8

 

[Groggy]

Excellent.

Wait, but we already issued storage fees...

*Fines you $50 and impounds your machine again for creating another paradox*

Same rules apply.

I cannot believe...
*breathes deeply*
Listen, my day is bad enough as it is. This entire time machine debacle shouldn't even be happening and it has cost me at least 110 bucks so far, I'm reeking of skunk odor and I have an event that I must attend at the end of this round that will most likely end with my demise.
Can't you please do me a favor and let me walk out of here with my time machine so I can at least revert some of these problems?
*bribes you with a crate of expensive wine*
Please?

+1
-7

 

[WXYZ]

*goes scurrying off with a Coke can*
1
-6

 

[Infrarednexus]

I'm back and I brought some friends

+1

-5

 

[Groggy]

I'll join the prey...

-1

Old habits die hard huh?

+1
-4

 

[WXYZ]

I'm back and I brought some friends

+1

-5

Is there a manic parrot?
1
-3

 

[Infrarednexus]

Is there a manic parrot?
1
-3

Yes

+1

-2

 

[WXYZ]

Old habits die hard huh?

-8

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-1