Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

I cannot believe...
*breathes deeply*
Listen, my day is bad enough as it is. This entire time machine debacle shouldn't even be happening and it has cost me at least 110 bucks so far, I'm reeking of skunk odor and I have an event that I must attend at the end of this round that will most likely end with my demise.
Can't you please do me a favor and let me walk out of here with my time machine so I can at least revert some of these problems?
*bribes you with a crate of expensive wine*
Please?

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*Takes box, hiding it under the counter*

Sign here and take your stuff.

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[WXYZ]

*drinks too much beer from @Thrashy's bar*
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[Groggy]

*Takes box, hiding it under the counter*

Sign here and take your stuff.

Magnificent!
Now I just have to travel back to before all this misfortune started happening... without causing a temporal paradox, I'm running low on cash.

*schemes something clever*

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Oops. Didn't see the score on the first time.
Still, I'm glad you decided to join the superior prey. Even if you had to get a skunk suit.

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[Pygmepatl]

*Notices @Manchesterite is in a skunk suit, but is still lacking something. Sprays him so he can smell like a real skunk and truly disguise himself as one* You're welcome!

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[WXYZ]

Still, I'm glad you decided to join the superior prey.

It might be permanent, depending on the circumstances. A skunk sona will further cement it
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[Pygmepatl]

A skunk sona

This does put a smile on my face.

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[Simo]

It might be permanent, depending on the circumstances. A skunk sona will further cement it
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0

Here's hoping!

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[WXYZ]

Here's hoping!

Cheers!
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[Pygmepatl]

This does put a smile on my face.

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Even though it's for the purposes of joining the inferior prey

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[DRGN Juno]

Even though it's for the purposes of joining the inferior prey

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The choice was there, and wasted. Shame.

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[WXYZ]

I am indeed wasted
*opens a skunk weed clinic*
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[Pygmepatl]

I am indeed wasted

Yeah, I can smell you from here

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[DRGN Juno]

Yeah, I can smell you from here

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For a skunk, that's saying something.

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[Pygmepatl]

For a skunk, that's saying something.

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Or maybe it's me and my spray what I'm smelling from @Manchesterite

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[WXYZ]

Or maybe it's me and my spray what I'm smelling from @Manchesterite

Probably, probably not. This suit is from BAD FOX...they know what they're doing. It might take some time before the transformation is complete
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[Pygmepatl]

Probably, probably not. This suit is from BAD FOX...they know what they're doing. It might take some time before the transformation is complete
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Good, good.

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[Keefur]

I leave for a few minutes and you let the prey overrun the area.

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[DRGN Juno]

I leave for a few minutes and you let the prey overrun the area.

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How, exactly, am I supposed to stop the traitor?

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[WXYZ]

How, exactly, am I supposed to stop the traitor?

There was a secret deal of sorts. I've signed an NDA...
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[Keefur]

I guess I'll be scraping burnt skunk off the grill again tonight.

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[Keefur]

I have to go fix some RL food. BBL

 

[DRGN Juno]

There was a secret deal of sorts. I've signed an NDA...
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I see, I see...

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[WXYZ]

I see, I see...

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Yes, I am condemned until the end of days
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[DRGN Juno]

Yes, I am condemned until the end of days
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Well, alright. Just let me remind you of the consequences that come from switching sides.

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[A Minty cheetah]

No idea what's been going on because I'm not going through 200+ messages!!!
*yeets a point in frustration*
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