Predators and Prey

[Infrarednexus]

The fantasy company I work for has three important openings for anyone looking for a job. We need an ambassador of first impressions (AFI), a director of brainstorming, and a CEO of office supplies and beverage distribution.

Applications are acceptable through email and interviews are available every weekday from 9 am to 4 pm in our main building. Scheduling is unnecessary, walk-ins are fine.

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[Skittles]

The company I work for has three important openings for anyone looking for a job. We need an ambassador of first impressions (AFI), a director of brainstorming, and a CEO of office supplies and beverage distribution.

Applications are acceptable through email and interviews are available every weekday from 9 am to 4 pm in our main building. Scheduling is unnecessary, walk-ins are fine.

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-8

I know how to handle a teapot.

Am I qualified?

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[Infrarednexus]

I know how to handle a teapot.

Am I qualified?

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-7

You're hired! Welcome aboard your majesty ^^

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[Skittles]

You're hired! Welcome aboard your majesty ^^

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-6

Yay!

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[Thrashy]

The fantasy company I work for has three important openings for anyone looking for a job. We need an ambassador of first impressions (AFI), a director of brainstorming, and a CEO of office supplies and beverage distribution.

Applications are acceptable through email and interviews are available every weekday from 9 am to 4 pm in our main building. Scheduling is unnecessary, walk-ins are fine.

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-8

Is it located in Switzerland?

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-4

 

[Groggy]

Are we still trying to prevent @Groggy from being made to soup? ^^

*wakes up and notices the game is still going and I haven't become soup yet*
WHAT-- *ahem*
Just as I envisaged.

*looks around for @Keefur*
Alright, I'll give him a new grill if a prey win happens, just so he isn't empty-handed at the end of the round. Maybe even a new elevator.

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[Thrashy]

*wakes up and notices the game is still going and I haven't become soup yet*

Well, I'll help you to not let that happen

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[Groggy]

Well, I'll help you to not let that happen

*hi-fives*

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[Thrashy]

*hi-fives*

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-1

Hi-fives back!

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[TR273]

*Slides in*

(Just so Queen @Skittles isn't the only one, I am cross dressing and cross spicesing)
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[Skittles]

*Slides in*
View attachment 75512
(Just so Queen @Skittles isn't the only one, I am cross dressing and cross spicesing)
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-Applauds-

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[Cosmic-FS]

*hoots loudly, announcing my presence*

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[Thrashy]

*sprays... Loudly? Sprayly? Whatever, announcing my presence*

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[Simo]

(been increasinly sad/hopeless but hiding it...I think maybe best to take a break as I feel odd trying to be happy when I feel so messed up inside: I guess PM as I don't wanna derail things)

 

[A Minty cheetah]

(been increasinly sad/hopeless but hiding it...I think maybe best to take a break as I feel odd trying to be happy when I feel so messed up inside: I guess PM as I don't wanna derail things)

*hugs*

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1
(Still taking a point)

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Returns for lunch, bites a point, leaves*

-1

0

 

[Thrashy]

Takes that point back ^^

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1

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*takes a point and stuffs it in my car*
I'm just gonna borrow this for a bit. I swear I'll give it back later.

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0

 

[Thrashy]

*takes a point and stuffs it in my car*
I'm just gonna borrow this for a bit. I swear I'll give it back later.

-1
0

*sneaks in, steals it back*

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1

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*a smoke bomb goes off and when the smoke clears you look down and see that the point is missing*

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0

 

[Groggy]

*a smoke bomb goes off and when the smoke clears you look down and see that the point is missing*

*replaces missing point with a new, bootleg one*
Hopefully no one will ever notice that.

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1

 

[Infrarednexus]

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

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[DRGN Juno]

*Throws a point out, along with a student's airsickness bag*

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1

 

[Cosmic-FS]

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

Oh, a dad joke. Well I got some:

Why didn't the owl study for his test?
He preferred to wing it.

-ba dum tss-

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0

 

[WXYZ]

*plants a point before scurrying away*
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