Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

*tries to use mallet to crush the BAD FOX™ point, results ineffective*

*voyages to Mt. Doom to finally destroy the ring BAD FOX™ point*


*on fire*

+1
-1

*Issues recall on BAD FOX™ branded fire extinguishers due to risk of fire*

-1

-4

 

[WXYZ]

*Issues recall on BAD FOX™ branded fire extinguishers due to risk of fire*

*is contracted to carry out the recall of the extinguishers*
*also seizes the more dangerous BOD FOX fire extinguishers*
0
-4

 

[Tazmo]

*is contracted to carry out the recall of the extinguishers*
*also seizes the more dangerous BOD FOX fire extinguishers*
0
-4

*Throws a cigarette in a nearby dumpster and scurries off*

hehe

1
-3

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*Throws a cigarette in a nearby dumpster and scurries off*

hehe

1
-3

Huh. Good job he didn't light it first.
-1

-3
*lights the cigarette and puts it back in the dumpster*

 

[Keefur]

Huh. Good job he didn't light it first.
-1

-3
*lights the cigarette and puts it back in the dumpster*

*Empties his old gas can into the dumpster*
Oops!

-1

-4

 

[Tazmo]

*Empties his old gas can into the dumpster*
Oops!

-1

-4

*throws in some oily rags for good measure*
1
-3

 

[WXYZ]

*watches hypnotically*

0
-3

 

[Groggy]

*throws in some oily rags for good measure*

*provides a pair of bellows for a good breeze*

+1
-2

 

[A Minty cheetah]

This thread is turning into a bit of a dumpster fire...
-1

-3

 

[WXYZ]

This thread is turning into a bit of a dumpster fire...

Not in the way you'd expect
0
-3

 

[Keefur]

*produces a skewer to cook some meat on*

-4

 

[WXYZ]

*produces a skewer to cook some meat on*

*provides you with large helpings of cow*
0
-4

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Enjoys the warmth of the dumpster fire*

-5

 

[Keefur]

*Reaches into his bag and produces some bbq sauce*

Hot or mild?

-6

 

[WXYZ]

Hot or mild?

Hot! Should be the only choice
0
-6

 

[Keefur]

Hot! Should be the only choice
0

*Hands you some sizzling beef*

-7

 

[WXYZ]

*Hands you some sizzling beef*

Thanks!
-1
-8

 

[Keefur]

You're welcome. *Noms*

-9

 

[WXYZ]

*gets full, thinks of resting for a while*
0
-9

 

[Groggy]

I would give @Manchesterite some veggies to make him give the prey a +1, but all I have on me is 45 cents and a single piece of seaweed.
:c

+1
-8

 

[Keefur]

*Throws some wood onto the dumpster fire and keeps cooking*

-9

 

[Groggy]

*doesn't like where the score is headed*

+1
-8

 

[WXYZ]

I would give @Manchesterite some veggies to make him give the prey a +1, but all I have on me is 45 cents and a single piece of seaweed.
:c

Seaweed is fine. Just roast and salt it
0
-8

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Unpacks the marshmallows*

-9

 

[Keefur]

*Puts BBQ sauce on the marshmallows*

-10