Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

*puts bbq sauce on the bbq sauce*
-1

-11

 

[Groggy]

Seaweed is fine. Just roast and salt it

*roasts seaweed on dumpster fire and salts it with some salt I got from the ocean*
Here!

Also I just remembered that since no win has happened in the past 30 hours or so, my deal with Keefur still stands and I'm still running the risk of becoming soup. And it looks like I'm pretty much alone in delivering +1's to the score.
*internal panicking*

+1
-10

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Makes a dangerous move and eats a whole can of baked beans*

-11

 

[WXYZ]

*roasts seaweed on dumpster fire and salts it with some salt I got from the ocean*
Here!

*eats*
1
-10

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*Makes a dangerous move and eats a whole can of baked beans*

-11

*moves you away from the naked flames*
-1

-11
*puts clothes on the flames*

 

[Groggy]

*Makes a dangerous move and eats a whole can of baked beans*

*preemptively moves you into the quarantine zone*
Here's hoping the quarantine zone will hold him...

+1
-10

 

[WXYZ]

*puts bbq sauce on the bbq sauce*

*puts bbq sauce on mint ice cream*
0
-10

 

[Keefur]

I used to catch eels, but never actually ate one in RL.

-12

 

[Pygmepatl]

*preemptively moves you into the quarantine zone*
Here's hoping the quarantine zone will hold him...

Nothing can contain me!

-13

 

[Keefur]

The weirdest thing I ever caught that was salt water was a dog fish. They're 90% mouth and 100% mean. They make a little barking noise when you catch them. They look like cancer incarnate, so I never even thought about eating one.

-1

-14

 

[Pygmepatl]

Screw it! I also want to try some turtle soup!!!

-15

 

[Keefur]

Now I do love my shrimps! Boiled and then chilled with some cocktail sauce.

Turtle soup? * Gets out the big pot again.*

-16

 

[Groggy]

*sees the odds are stacked against me once again*
Might as well jump in the cauldron already.
*hops into a conveniently placed cauldron near the dumpster fire*

+1
-15

 

[Pygmepatl]

Now I do love my shrimps! Boiled and then chilled with some cocktail sauce.

Turtle soup? * Gets out the big pot again.*

-16

I'm getting ready!

-16

 

[Keefur]

Hot or mild?

-18

 

[Keefur]

*Holds up some cajun spice and jamaican spice*

 

[Groggy]

*seasons cauldron water with parsley and onions I found laying around*

+1
-16

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hot or mild?

-18

Hot, of course.

-17

 

[Keefur]

*Peels potatoes and carrots - chops the celery and onion*

-18

 

[Pygmepatl]

*seasons cauldron water with parsley and onions I found laying around*

Dinner that cooks itself, huh? That's something new.

-19

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*pounces the win*
-1

-20

 

[Keefur]

Buggers! Dang! You fast cheetah, you!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*uses my share of the win to replace the clothes I burned*

 

[Keefur]

I guess I'll just cook the cow and make beef stew. It just doesn't seem right to cook the turtle since he's so willing.

 

[Groggy]

*embraces the soup destiny*

 

[Keefur]

I may go draw for a bit. My sleep schedule is all whack right now, anyway.