Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Like only a true nocturnal predator would do!While no one is looking, I'll eat a prey animal.
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Like only a true nocturnal predator would do!While no one is looking, I'll eat a prey animal.
In that case... *gets his latex suit*While nobody's looking, I'll dance like nobody's looking.
Well, OK... as long as nobody Awoos!In that case... *gets his latex suit*
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You are nu.While nobody's looking, I'll dance like nobody's looking.
Well, OK... as long as nobody Awoos!
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Yes. Yes I am.You are nu.
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Drink this box of wine!!!Don't tell me what to do.
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*gives an even bigger box of wine*Don't tell me what to do.
Yes. Yes I am.
Drink this box of wine!!!
*hands a box of wine*
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*gives an even bigger box of wine*
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But you're telling us what to do by telling us to not tell you what to do...I SAID DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
*Drinks both boxes*
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*Annoyingly chirps like a dutch angel dragon**chirps instead*
But you're telling us what to do by telling us to not tell you what to do...
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Cheetah chirps aren't far off, actually!*Annoyingly chirps like a dutch angel dragon*
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Cheetah chirps aren't far off, actually!
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I do it to speed up the game. If the prey was in the lead...