Keefur
aka Cutter Cat
Oh ok, It's early, and cold, and I've got a busy day.
*Eats the bacon* -1
*and has a cup of tea.* +1
*Drinks some tea with you while he eats his bacon toast*
+1 -1 =0
-5

Oh ok, It's early, and cold, and I've got a busy day.
*Eats the bacon* -1
*and has a cup of tea.* +1
*In the dream it says that 1,000 chickens and rabbits must be sacrificed for the harvest to suceed!*
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-3
*In the dream it says that 1,000 chickens and rabbits must be sacrificed for the harvest to suceed!*
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-3
Funny the dream also revealed that any Austtralian foxes must be spanked daily. 'The redder the rump the sweeter the melon" as the old saying goes
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-2
No no, you must have misheard! It clearly said Austrian foxes must recieve this treatment, plus Mid-Atlantic mephitids (don't know if that's spelt correctly)
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-3
*has another dream with all foxes the world over being spanked by kangaroos*
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-1
*prepares a vast buffet of every known fruit and vegetable*
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-6
Parts of it look like this:
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Foxes are cool and all... But wheres the dogs? Or even bears? I feel left out. :c
-1000 emotional damage
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-7
That is objectively terrifying.
-1
-8
Yay!OK, here ya go!
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+1
-6
Meh, food is food.