Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

Oh ok, It's early, and cold, and I've got a busy day.
*Eats the bacon* -1
*and has a cup of tea.* +1

*Drinks some tea with you while he eats his bacon toast*
+1 -1 =0

-5

 

[Moar Krabs]

*hides inside a tree and waits for the sabre tooth to leave*

+1

-4

 

[TR273]

*Packs a banana for lunch.*
+1

-3

 

[Simo]

*dreams of the summer watermelon harvest*

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-2

 

[Ravofox]

*In the dream it says that 1,000 chickens and rabbits must be sacrificed for the harvest to suceed!*

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-3

 

[Simo]

*In the dream it says that 1,000 chickens and rabbits must be sacrificed for the harvest to suceed!*

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*In the dream it says that 1,000 chickens and rabbits must be sacrificed for the harvest to suceed!*

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Funny the dream also revealed that any Australian foxes must be spanked daily. 'The redder the rump the sweeter the melon" as the old saying goes

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[Ravofox]

Funny the dream also revealed that any Austtralian foxes must be spanked daily. 'The redder the rump the sweeter the melon" as the old saying goes

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-2

No no, you must have misheard! It clearly said Austrian foxes must recieve this treatment, plus Mid-Atlantic mephitids (don't know if that's spelt correctly)

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-3

 

[idkthough120]

*dreams of fun stuff while eating..?*

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[Simo]

No no, you must have misheard! It clearly said Austrian foxes must recieve this treatment, plus Mid-Atlantic mephitids (don't know if that's spelt correctly)

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*has another dream with all foxes the world over being spanked by kangaroos*

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-1

 

[Ravofox]

*has another dream with all foxes the world over being spanked by kangaroos*

+1

-1

*Dreams of yummy kangaroo meat on Christmas day (probably will actually happen irl) , and of skunks being taken away for public safety in their pouches*

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[Keefur]

*Takes a bite of kangaroo... feels jumpy*

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[Keefur]

*Eats a big meaty breakfast and wonders where everyone went.*

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-4

 

[Izzy4895]

A holiday feast must be prepared!

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-5

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I heard a feast.
I am interested.

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[Keefur]

Mmmm feast!

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-7

 

[Simo]

*prepares a vast buffet of every known fruit and vegetable*

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-6

Parts of it look like this:

 

[Ravofox]

*prepares a vast buffet of every known fruit and vegetable*

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-6

Parts of it look like this:

You sure those aren't sausages?

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-7

 

[Simo]

Yep, just made another one, and they're just carrots!

Have a Veggie Fox Cucumber Sandwich (with tofu turkey)

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-6

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Foxes are cool and all... But wheres the dogs? Or even bears? I feel left out. :c

-1000 emotional damage

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-7

 

[Simo]

OK, here ya go!

+1

-6

 

[Ravofox]

Foxes are cool and all... But wheres the dogs? Or even bears? I feel left out. :c

-1000 emotional damage

-1

-7

Problem solved!!

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-7

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

That is objectively terrifying.
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[Ravofox]

That is objectively terrifying.
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(I should post it in the cursed images thread!)

 

[Simo]

Those poor kids, who would have to endure seeing one of these roasted

*presents a Dragon Veggie tray*

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-7

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

OK, here ya go!

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-6

Yay!

View attachment 50450

Problem solved!!

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Meh, food is food.
*eats turkey bear*

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