Predators and prey

[Breyo]

The teeth are actually meant to keep the food inside their stomach as they regurgitate seawater.
Here's an image explaining it.

*resists urge to steal @Cosmic-FS's iconic catchphrase*

Oh my. I'd imagine that would be uncomfortable, having teeth/spines in your throat and all lol. That's pretty neat though (and terrifying)!
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10 (I can math I promise)

 

[Thrashy]

*corrects score *

11

 

[Breyo]

*corrects score *

Even someone who is drunk 24/7 can do better math than me XD
+1
12 (did I math right this time?)

 

[Groggy]

I look at that and all I can think of is "Squirtle, use water gun"

Ok, I'll never look at this image the same way again.
Not that I'm complaining.

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13

 

[Thrashy]

10 (I can math I promise)

Don't worry, sometimes it's hard to follow the numbers in this thread ^^

14

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Even someone who is drunk 24/7 can do better math than me XD
+1
12 (did I math right this time?)

I'll have to check the numbers

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-∞

 

[Breyo]

funny doesn’t taste anything like pig
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Probably hard to taste anything through all of that tartar and plaque :/
Chew on some hay with me and you'll have pearly whites in no time
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[Dmc10398]

* shakes head wondering where all the predators are, brings out traps*

-1

 

[Thrashy]

Even someone who is drunk 24/7 can do better math than me XD

I'm not drunk 24/7. After I sleep, I'm sober again. Just hungover, which I solve by getting drunk again

14

 

[Simo]

*sends the dog to Ceasar Milan, the Dog Whisperer, for training*

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15

 

[Thrashy]

*prepares victory beer*

16

 

[TR273]

* shakes head wondering where all the predators are, brings out traps*

-1

*Deactivates the traps and sells them on eBay.*
+1

17

 

[Breyo]

*starts making victory apple cider for the prey*

I'm not drunk 24/7. After I sleep, I'm sober again. Just hungover, which I solve by getting drunk again

Sounds like quite the vicious cycle XD

*starts to make hot apple cider for the prey*
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[Simo]

*Deactivates the traps and sells them on eBay.*
+1

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*Buys one of the traps and uses it to capture predators*

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18

 

[Thrashy]

*starts making victory apple cider for the prey*

Sounds like quite the vicious cycle XD

*starts to make hot apple cider for the prey*
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18

I have a good liver, I swear!

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[Thrashy]

Free beer for everyone!!

 

[Groggy]

Free beer for everyone!!

Cheers!
*proceeds to shred an entire beer bottle with my teeth*

 

[Breyo]

I have a good liver, I swear!

I'm not quite sure how. Your liver must be a miracle of science
*uses party poppers to celebrate yet ANOTHER victory and chugs a cup of apple cider*

 

[TR273]

Free beer for everyone!!

WHOOOOH!!!!

(Again)

 

[Thrashy]

I'm not quite sure how. Your liver must be a miracle of science

My liver is so used to alcohol, it starts getting problems if I drink water

 

[Breyo]

My liver is so used to alcohol, it starts getting problems if I drink water

Ah, that makes sense considering how often you drink haha. Very few have accomplished the feat of having a reverse-liver.

 

[Groggy]

My liver is so used to alcohol, it starts getting problems if I drink water

Your liver just had to find a way to adapt and survive all the beer you send down, I'm sure.

 

[Thrashy]

Your liver just had to find a way to adapt and survive all the beer you send down, I'm sure.

 

[Thrashy]

Your liver just had to find a way to adapt and survive all the beer you send down, I'm sure.

I think I'm gonna use this quote in my signature xD

 

[Pygmepatl]

@Spilogale Pygmaea can you confirm that?

Slander!

Spotted Skunks came into existence all by themselves, as a better and more refined version of regular skunks, thus becoming the ultimate being.